uffie, miss hartley if ya.. no, i won't even go there

[annahartley]

hello my darlings! what's good? it's been a while, right? you're all thinking, "bitch don't think i ain't noticin' your triflin' ass done left two years ago. no fuckin' phone calls. no post cards. no notification that you gave me a venereal disease. NOTHIN'" or something along those lines i'm sure. that, or "why does this opie think i know anything

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[mbjohnson]

I'M INVITED? hell yeahhh.

[annahartley]

but you have to bring me a present

[mbjohnson]

hey, who said i ever had to? but i guess i can try and do that. what do you want?

[annahartley]

nucca I SAID you have to.... pretty please. why don't you just take ten dollars (you can be a big spender, i know you have it in you) and go crazy at the dollar store? we can have a dollar store present fiesta

[mbjohnson]

i'm a starving musician, you see, but i guess i can dish out some bucks for you since it's just the dollar store 'cause I WILL GO WILD THERE.

[annahartley]

yes i do see, you look like you're straight off the boat from ethiopia and sally struthers has been eating all of your rice cakes and bamboo. BUT DON'T FORGET YOU CAN'T KEEP WHAT YOU BUY, IT'S MINE. sharing is caring

[mbjohnson]

you know my story? i'm impressed. BUT...BUT....i can get something for me, right?

[annahartley]

yes martin mcfly you may. as long as it's small, not shiny, and does not distract from the beauty that will be my heap of presents. if you do not comply with these rules i'm afraid i'll have to confiscate your self-present for my own joy

[mbjohnson]

did you know you're the second person to call me something along those lines in the matter of a week? pretty cool. okay, i just wrote all of these rules down and i'm pretty sure i'm good to go now. if all fails, i'll get you the power rangers dolls.

[annahartley]

PINK RANGER OR YOU GET BLACKLISTED

[mbjohnson]

DON'T GET LOUD WITH ME.

[annahartley]

my volume never goes down below a 14 while most people rest at a steady 6, is this a problem? two part question: do you think i care if it's a problem? (hint: hells to the no)

[mbjohnson]

tone down the 'tude, anna hartley.

[annahartley]

you did not just birth name me

[avrillavigne]

uh oh it's about to get all stupid UFF in here

[annahartley]

he doesn't know trouble (i'm a hell of a scandal)