No Oscars here...

[annafugazzi]

• Flight of the Conchords: Sugarlumps
  When I shake it, I shake it all up
  You probably think that my pants have the mumps
  It's just my sugarlumps bump ba bump
  They look so good, that's why I keep 'em in the front
  
  
• Childbirth Song, by Helen Austin
  You say you want another child, another pregnancy
  When you can poo a watermelon I'll agree
  
  
• Garfunkel and Oates: Sex With Ducks
  It's a feeling I can't name
  When sex with ducks and gay marriage
  Are one and the same
  
  
• Jizz In My Pants
  It's perfectly normal
  Nothing wrong with me
  But we're going to need a cleanup
  On aisle 3
  
  
• Flight of the Conchords: Business Time
  Girl, tonight we're gonna make love
  You know how I know, baby?
  'Cause it's Wednesday, and Wednesday night is the night that we make love
  
  
• Anita Renfroe | William Tell Momisms | Official Version
  You'll thank me for the council I gave you so willingly
  But right now I'll thank you
  Not to roll your eyes at me
  
  
• Garfunkel and Oates: Me and You and Steve
  I could've wish a thousand wishes
  For this night I can't believe
  That it's finally me and you and you and me
  Just us and your friend Steve
  
  
• Brokeback Skaters
  A little less conversation, a little more action please
  All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me
  
  
• Flight of the Conchords: Issues (Think About It)
  A man is lying on the street some punk has chopped off his head
  And I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead aaoohhh
  Turns out he's dead
  
  
• Pachelbel Rant by Rob Paravonian
  When you think about it, he's the original one-hit wonder.
  He had one hit three hundred years ago, it's my cross to bear, my entire life.
  Where are they now, that's what I want to know, where are you now, Pachelbel?
  VH1's I Love the 1790s! Where is it?
  
  
• Garfunkel and Oates: Self-Esteem
  You text at 3 in the morning
  And you misspell my name
  You slept with half my friends on Facebook
  And most of them think you are lame