き・か・せ・て 少年隊♥
Posted at tanokin a few days ago but posting here for archiving purposes.
少年隊夢 had a section called き・か・せ・て 少年隊♥, which featured this narrator with a very erotic voice asking 少年隊 all sorts of dodgy questions, and I wish I could find more ;w; I haven't uploaded them, but here are some translations (I'm sleepy now so they might be a little dodgy idk). I saved the best for the last 8D
When breaking up with a lady, what is your famous line?
Narrator: Oh Nishiki
Nicky: Yes?
Narrator: I heard that you're able to talk all by yourself for a whole hour during a broadcast. How admirable. I hope you'll be able to keep up tonight in the same manner too, please?
Nicky: *laughing* Yes
Tell, me, Shonentai♥
Narrator: *chuckles* Tonight, I'll be asking you a very difficult question. When breaking up with a lady, what is your famous line? Please let me know, please, Higashi♥
Higashi: "If we get reborn, let's be together then" saying this while crying.
Katchan: Where have I heard this before?
Narrator: Well Katchan, what about you?
Katchan: *uneasy silent laughter* ........I'm sorry *bows*
Higashi: Why are you apologising?
Katchan: That's what I'll say
Narrator: While acting innocent?
Katchan: Nah, not acting innocent, just "sorry" *bows again*
Higashi: Wouldn't it better in a different tone?
Katchan: *serious face* ...I'm sorry
Narrator: What a terrible man
Katchan: W-why? I'm just apologising, aren't I?
Higashi: I wonder if you should even be apologising lol
Katchan: W-well, I don't think I did anything wrong but isn't it what most people say when breaking up? Sorry?
Narrator: How enlightening. Nishiki, please wrap it up tonight as well.
Nicky: Unexpectedly, there isn't that many... When we're reborn........... *laughs*
Nicky: "When we're reborn" again! "When we're reborn" is brought up again!
Nicky: *does walking action*...when we're walking together at the streets... *fakes heart attack and dies*
Katchan: lmao you did that the last time too!
(VTR to prove it)
Narrator: You idiot! Idiot! Idiot!! Jeez, you're always doing this, avoiding having to answer. One day you'll receive divine retribution!
(studio lols)
Katchan: I guess we shouldn't answer these questions so seriously huh.
Higashi: lmao yeah, you're like "Sorry" *acts serious*
Katchan: Yeah we shouldn't think about it so seriously.
Higashi: Wait, have you ever broken up anyway with the "Sorry" line?
Katchan: No
Higashi: Then what was that?
Katchan: I have no idea.
Higashi: What would you say then naturally? *long paused of being ignored* You're actually kinda cold, aren't you ;w;
Katchan: Wait wait, you were asking me?
Higashi: Yeah it was a question for you
Katchan: You answer first then
Higashi: No no you first
Katchan: I don't want to...... It's a secret♥ What about you? *points at Nicky*
Nicky: Well, I never had anything like the walking on the streets and heart attack bit but... maybe I'll get myself admitted into the hospital?
(Everyone lols)
What are the top three qualities of a good woman?
Tell me, Shonentai♥
Narrator: Oh Higashi, to you, what are the top three qualities of a good woman? I really want to know♥
Higashi: Smart.............. *long pause and laughs* erm lol
Narrator: And?
Higashi: Hmmm, strong character... good at cooking... these three, I think.
Narrator: I see, but I wonder if there's such a woman.
Higashi: There are, there are *amused*
Narrator: Higashi's okay but, what about you, Katchan?
Katchan: *laughs* Can hang out with my friends
(both Higashi and Nicky lols)
Katchan: We can be friends-
Nicky: Are you talking about your wife?
Katchan: No no no, a good woman can hang out with my friends
Nicky: Wait, so what are you trying to say? *laughs*
Katchan: (whispers something into Nicky's ear)
Nicky: *laughs more heartily than a whole banquet*
Katchan: Anyway, she can hang out with friends. And, well, like Higashi said, it's good to have a strong character.
Higashi: Well yes, it's a good thing to have a strong character in my opinion
Katchan: Yes.......... wait, why are you telling me this?
Nicky: Because he has the same answer as you *amused*
Katchan: Well yes, and hmmm rather than "pretty", I'd prefer her to be cute.
Higashi: Isn't that your wife?
Katchan: Yeah yeah yeah........ you're noisy
(lols)
Narrator: It's really specific, isn't it?
Katchan: Really?
Narrator: Oh well, and lastly, Nishiki, what about you?
Nicky: Well, there are 3 points right? And we've been giving them out one by one, right?
Katchan: Please don't stumble over your words alright? ;w;
Nicky: Well, there are three points, right? I turned them into the 3Ks. The alphabets, 3Ks, alright? I'm going to say them now. Kirei (beautiful), Karui (Light-hearted), Kuchi ga Katai (tight-lipped) *runs to Katchan laughing like crazy* I slipped up hahahaha
Katchan and Higashi: *laughs like crazy*
Katchan: Tight-lipped lmao lmao lmao
Nicky: I'll say it again... Kirei (Beautiful), Karui (Light-hearted), Kamawanai (Not bothered by small things/simple)
Katchan: Oh crap, tonight's the funniest lol
Of the praises that you've received from women so far, which one made you happy?
Narrator: Katchan
Katchan: Yes?
Narrator: I heard about it, Katchan. The laptop that you recently bought, you were boasting about it, weren't you? You called Nishiki to come over purposely when he was out with his friends, but that's so self-indulgent
(studio lols)
Narrator: Well, I'm going to ask you questions again today. Tell me, Shonentai♥
Narrator: Of the praises that you've received from women so far, which one made you happy, Higashi?
(Katchan laughing is head off already)
Higashi: Ones that made me happy? "Unexpectedly, you've never really been hurt before". Right right? *looking at Katchan and Nicky*
Narrator: Hey hey, if you answered such a thing, it'll be troublesome (Note: Sorry I'm a bit unsure here, too sleepy to listen properly ;w;) How about you, Katchan?
Katchan: Hmmm, praises? *thinks*
Nicky: Wait wait, let me think what you think I'm going to say sounds like! *whispers to Katchan's ear*
Katchan: LOLOLOLOLOL Why not LMAO
Nicky: Isn't it close to it? (you'll see later)
Katchan: Which is why, for that, you'll probably have to repeat it.
(Nicky laughing in background)
Narrator: Please no discussions~
Katchan: Hmmm, I've been hurt a lot before but, praises were few. Errmm, what?
Narrator: Please hurry, Katchan~
Katchan: Hmmm, "Unexpectedly, you're really kind and gentle"
Narrator: Mufufufu, it's alright already
Narrator: And then you, Nishiki, you're next. Please answer quickly
Nicky: *laughs a million times before composing himself*
Nicky: ....."You're unexpectedly really big"
(Katchan falls off chair while whole studio dies laughing)
Nicky: She meant my height! My height! *looks down at Katchan* My height... my height...
Narrator: What a troubled man
Katchan: Even though I knew what you're going to say already lololol
Narrator: Nishiki, now I know. You really are that sort of person~ I must be careful from now onwards. The three of you, thank you♥
少年隊夢 had a section called き・か・せ・て 少年隊♥, which featured this narrator with a very erotic voice asking 少年隊 all sorts of dodgy questions, and I wish I could find more ;w; I haven't uploaded them, but here are some translations (I'm sleepy now so they might be a little dodgy idk). I saved the best for the last 8D
When breaking up with a lady, what is your famous line?
Narrator: Oh Nishiki
Nicky: Yes?
Narrator: I heard that you're able to talk all by yourself for a whole hour during a broadcast. How admirable. I hope you'll be able to keep up tonight in the same manner too, please?
Nicky: *laughing* Yes
Tell, me, Shonentai♥
Narrator: *chuckles* Tonight, I'll be asking you a very difficult question. When breaking up with a lady, what is your famous line? Please let me know, please, Higashi♥
Higashi: "If we get reborn, let's be together then" saying this while crying.
Katchan: Where have I heard this before?
Narrator: Well Katchan, what about you?
Katchan: *uneasy silent laughter* ........I'm sorry *bows*
Higashi: Why are you apologising?
Katchan: That's what I'll say
Narrator: While acting innocent?
Katchan: Nah, not acting innocent, just "sorry" *bows again*
Higashi: Wouldn't it better in a different tone?
Katchan: *serious face* ...I'm sorry
Narrator: What a terrible man
Katchan: W-why? I'm just apologising, aren't I?
Higashi: I wonder if you should even be apologising lol
Katchan: W-well, I don't think I did anything wrong but isn't it what most people say when breaking up? Sorry?
Narrator: How enlightening. Nishiki, please wrap it up tonight as well.
Nicky: Unexpectedly, there isn't that many... When we're reborn........... *laughs*
Nicky: "When we're reborn" again! "When we're reborn" is brought up again!
Nicky: *does walking action*...when we're walking together at the streets... *fakes heart attack and dies*
Katchan: lmao you did that the last time too!
(VTR to prove it)
Narrator: You idiot! Idiot! Idiot!! Jeez, you're always doing this, avoiding having to answer. One day you'll receive divine retribution!
(studio lols)
Katchan: I guess we shouldn't answer these questions so seriously huh.
Higashi: lmao yeah, you're like "Sorry" *acts serious*
Katchan: Yeah we shouldn't think about it so seriously.
Higashi: Wait, have you ever broken up anyway with the "Sorry" line?
Katchan: No
Higashi: Then what was that?
Katchan: I have no idea.
Higashi: What would you say then naturally? *long paused of being ignored* You're actually kinda cold, aren't you ;w;
Katchan: Wait wait, you were asking me?
Higashi: Yeah it was a question for you
Katchan: You answer first then
Higashi: No no you first
Katchan: I don't want to...... It's a secret♥ What about you? *points at Nicky*
Nicky: Well, I never had anything like the walking on the streets and heart attack bit but... maybe I'll get myself admitted into the hospital?
(Everyone lols)
What are the top three qualities of a good woman?
Tell me, Shonentai♥
Narrator: Oh Higashi, to you, what are the top three qualities of a good woman? I really want to know♥
Higashi: Smart.............. *long pause and laughs* erm lol
Narrator: And?
Higashi: Hmmm, strong character... good at cooking... these three, I think.
Narrator: I see, but I wonder if there's such a woman.
Higashi: There are, there are *amused*
Narrator: Higashi's okay but, what about you, Katchan?
Katchan: *laughs* Can hang out with my friends
(both Higashi and Nicky lols)
Katchan: We can be friends-
Nicky: Are you talking about your wife?
Katchan: No no no, a good woman can hang out with my friends
Nicky: Wait, so what are you trying to say? *laughs*
Katchan: (whispers something into Nicky's ear)
Nicky: *laughs more heartily than a whole banquet*
Katchan: Anyway, she can hang out with friends. And, well, like Higashi said, it's good to have a strong character.
Higashi: Well yes, it's a good thing to have a strong character in my opinion
Katchan: Yes.......... wait, why are you telling me this?
Nicky: Because he has the same answer as you *amused*
Katchan: Well yes, and hmmm rather than "pretty", I'd prefer her to be cute.
Higashi: Isn't that your wife?
Katchan: Yeah yeah yeah........ you're noisy
(lols)
Narrator: It's really specific, isn't it?
Katchan: Really?
Narrator: Oh well, and lastly, Nishiki, what about you?
Nicky: Well, there are 3 points right? And we've been giving them out one by one, right?
Katchan: Please don't stumble over your words alright? ;w;
Nicky: Well, there are three points, right? I turned them into the 3Ks. The alphabets, 3Ks, alright? I'm going to say them now. Kirei (beautiful), Karui (Light-hearted), Kuchi ga Katai (tight-lipped) *runs to Katchan laughing like crazy* I slipped up hahahaha
Katchan and Higashi: *laughs like crazy*
Katchan: Tight-lipped lmao lmao lmao
Nicky: I'll say it again... Kirei (Beautiful), Karui (Light-hearted), Kamawanai (Not bothered by small things/simple)
Katchan: Oh crap, tonight's the funniest lol
Of the praises that you've received from women so far, which one made you happy?
Narrator: Katchan
Katchan: Yes?
Narrator: I heard about it, Katchan. The laptop that you recently bought, you were boasting about it, weren't you? You called Nishiki to come over purposely when he was out with his friends, but that's so self-indulgent
(studio lols)
Narrator: Well, I'm going to ask you questions again today. Tell me, Shonentai♥
Narrator: Of the praises that you've received from women so far, which one made you happy, Higashi?
(Katchan laughing is head off already)
Higashi: Ones that made me happy? "Unexpectedly, you've never really been hurt before". Right right? *looking at Katchan and Nicky*
Narrator: Hey hey, if you answered such a thing, it'll be troublesome (Note: Sorry I'm a bit unsure here, too sleepy to listen properly ;w;) How about you, Katchan?
Katchan: Hmmm, praises? *thinks*
Nicky: Wait wait, let me think what you think I'm going to say sounds like! *whispers to Katchan's ear*
Katchan: LOLOLOLOLOL Why not LMAO
Nicky: Isn't it close to it? (you'll see later)
Katchan: Which is why, for that, you'll probably have to repeat it.
(Nicky laughing in background)
Narrator: Please no discussions~
Katchan: Hmmm, I've been hurt a lot before but, praises were few. Errmm, what?
Narrator: Please hurry, Katchan~
Katchan: Hmmm, "Unexpectedly, you're really kind and gentle"
Narrator: Mufufufu, it's alright already
Narrator: And then you, Nishiki, you're next. Please answer quickly
Nicky: *laughs a million times before composing himself*
Nicky: ....."You're unexpectedly really big"
(Katchan falls off chair while whole studio dies laughing)
Nicky: She meant my height! My height! *looks down at Katchan* My height... my height...
Narrator: What a troubled man
Katchan: Even though I knew what you're going to say already lololol
Narrator: Nishiki, now I know. You really are that sort of person~ I must be careful from now onwards. The three of you, thank you♥