FO SHIZZLE
- Me: Oh my god my stomach hurts so much!
- Mom: Maybe you shouldn't have eaten 20 tofu enchiladas.
- Me: I couldn't help it. I'm such a good cook. Plus, fat people are harder to kidnap.
"The Passion of the Christ" came out today. I want to see it. I don't want to puke though, you know? I get squeemish. No I don't! I love blood, but you know how I am about controversy. Just kidding, I love controversy. Also, since the Gospels are basically bullshit anyway, I probably won't be offended by an inaccurate (or too accurate) representation of them, right? I don't think it will turn me into an anti-semite. At least no more than I am already. Psych (refer to Feb. 10thish entry). If you can think of a reason that I should not see it tomorrow, or anytime, please let me know.
TO READ: Angels & Demons by Dan Brown