Remember all those days when I would complain about my English class? Well today he decided to assign the best essay ever. We are watching Animal House *yeah, that's right* and writing an essay on how awful the students were. HAHAHAHA!
Way to go, Snot-Voice Man!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
earthcoyote (-5000 points). Last Sunday I broke
ipoopicecream's X-Box (-12 points). In October I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4993 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
anna-salem