Wow, English Rules

Dec 05, 2005 09:13

Remember all those days when I would complain about my English class? Well today he decided to assign the best essay ever. We are watching Animal House *yeah, that's right* and writing an essay on how awful the students were. HAHAHAHA!

Way to go, Snot-Voice Man!


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, earthcoyote (-5000 points). Last Sunday I broke ipoopicecream's X-Box (-12 points). In October I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4993 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
anna-salem

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