Dear Santa- quinnponders made me do this!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday sophiaiswisdom and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In February I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (222 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
Anna_in_the_sky
Weird. When I did this yesterday it told me I was naughty, thus provoking the question of how quinnponders managed to trick this thing into believing that she of all people was nice. I see how you did it now!
Actually, did you non-Europeans know that we don't originally have (Coca Cola) Santa Clause, but have the holy Nikolaus come on December 6 to bring the children gifts if they were nice during the year?
As the meme said, I must have been very nice because I found a Nikolaus gift from my landlord in front of my door this morning and received a care-package from the in-laws. I'm still giddy when I think of it!
Not so giddy when I think back to last weekend though. Clearly I should have known better than to mix beer and champagne at that party on Friday night. At least that's what I learnt from my conversation with the porcelain gods. GAH! I've sworn off the booze for at least until next Friday. At least!