BLARG A SAURAS
Well, uh...so, what's goin' on in mah life huh?? Well, let's see...shall I recount...sure!
So, uh, recently I bought a blonde highlighting kit for mah hair, and called up mah girl Netta and said, "Yo, Netta, so uh, if I uh....buy some highlighting shit, would you uh...do me up real nice?" and she was like, "Fo sho" and so I went there, and drug her off of Rainbow Six and then we uh...went into the bathroom and shoved her husband out of the way, cuz for all you ladies out there, ya know you gotta take off the shirt and let your jumblies hang so you don't fuck up the shirt...and well...he wanted to see my, rather vuluptious jumblies, and so we had to close the door on him...now, if you'll all remember, it was blonde highlights I was doing...that's right...bleach...and with the bathroom door closed....well, let's just say, we were two VERY giddy girls when we were done...and my eyes were burning...well...we followed the instruciones, and went about to the coloring of a mah hair...and when we were finished...we said..."aight den...that's 30 minutes I gotta wait..." so, we timed it...30 mins...20 mins...10 mins...5 mins...and GO! So, I get all nekkie in the shower and rinse mah hair out...and mah eyes, several times...damn water...damn gravity...damn me for forgetting EVERY DAMN TIME to close mah eyes...and then I get out of the shower and dry my NOW COMPLETELY BLONDE hair!!!! that's right...COMPLETELY!! -shrugs- don't know what happened there, but apparently the peeps over at Ferier were all sittin' around one day and conspired a plot that went a little something.....a like dis.....
"so, here's what we'll do..." -snicker-
"What's that Bob?"
"Well, Steve..." -snicker- "We'll SAY it's a highlighting kit, but really..." -snicker more- "IT'S A BASE COLORING KIT!!!!!" -burst out in evil conspirator laughter-
"Oh that's great there Bob, just frappin' hilarious...." -cries laughing so hard-
"That's right Steve, and that's why IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii'm a genius"
FUCKTARDS!
But...so...uh...yeah...
Well, that's all for now folks, have a good night, and uh, BUH BYE
oh yeah...ahem...gotta give some shout outs to mah peeps....
Nic and Sulla...You guys....seriously...miss ya....no....really...I'm not laughing here...
Memida....call me man...wanna see your PURPLE car!!
Sue...sweetie...I'm sorry, I was havin' a bad day, and you just tipped the scales....didn't mean ta be snippy with ya... -hugs and cries-
Netta....KFDNAPA!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....i'm spent
So, uh, recently I bought a blonde highlighting kit for mah hair, and called up mah girl Netta and said, "Yo, Netta, so uh, if I uh....buy some highlighting shit, would you uh...do me up real nice?" and she was like, "Fo sho" and so I went there, and drug her off of Rainbow Six and then we uh...went into the bathroom and shoved her husband out of the way, cuz for all you ladies out there, ya know you gotta take off the shirt and let your jumblies hang so you don't fuck up the shirt...and well...he wanted to see my, rather vuluptious jumblies, and so we had to close the door on him...now, if you'll all remember, it was blonde highlights I was doing...that's right...bleach...and with the bathroom door closed....well, let's just say, we were two VERY giddy girls when we were done...and my eyes were burning...well...we followed the instruciones, and went about to the coloring of a mah hair...and when we were finished...we said..."aight den...that's 30 minutes I gotta wait..." so, we timed it...30 mins...20 mins...10 mins...5 mins...and GO! So, I get all nekkie in the shower and rinse mah hair out...and mah eyes, several times...damn water...damn gravity...damn me for forgetting EVERY DAMN TIME to close mah eyes...and then I get out of the shower and dry my NOW COMPLETELY BLONDE hair!!!! that's right...COMPLETELY!! -shrugs- don't know what happened there, but apparently the peeps over at Ferier were all sittin' around one day and conspired a plot that went a little something.....a like dis.....
"so, here's what we'll do..." -snicker-
"What's that Bob?"
"Well, Steve..." -snicker- "We'll SAY it's a highlighting kit, but really..." -snicker more- "IT'S A BASE COLORING KIT!!!!!" -burst out in evil conspirator laughter-
"Oh that's great there Bob, just frappin' hilarious...." -cries laughing so hard-
"That's right Steve, and that's why IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIii'm a genius"
FUCKTARDS!
But...so...uh...yeah...
Well, that's all for now folks, have a good night, and uh, BUH BYE
oh yeah...ahem...gotta give some shout outs to mah peeps....
Nic and Sulla...You guys....seriously...miss ya....no....really...I'm not laughing here...
Memida....call me man...wanna see your PURPLE car!!
Sue...sweetie...I'm sorry, I was havin' a bad day, and you just tipped the scales....didn't mean ta be snippy with ya... -hugs and cries-
Netta....KFDNAPA!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....i'm spent