Pappy and Cooter
I've been ignoring this journal because, man, it got depressing and weird.
But... I'm feeling really anxious right now and I have this need to report it to the world. I have to have a pap smear today, see. Like every other woman, I hate getting a pap smear, but the thing is a few years ago I remember reading somewhere about this gynecologist that said the worst thing about the job was not the cooters (because face it, people don't JUST go for a check up when they have a healthy cooter), no, the worst thing is women with stinky feet. So now I have to worry about my feet, too.
Plus, I have a list of things that need doctoring. She needs to listen to my lungs to see if the pneumonia is all gone, I have this cyst is my breast that causes constant discomfort, and between the strong antibiotics the doctor gave me for the bad ass bladder infection I had and then the hella strong antibiotics another doctor gave me for the pneumonia I had immediately following the bladder infection, well, I think I got one of those infections down there.
If anybody tells you that 30 is just a number, tell them to cram it up their ass. Thirty is the landfill where all the bad living you did in your teens and twenties ends up.
But... I'm feeling really anxious right now and I have this need to report it to the world. I have to have a pap smear today, see. Like every other woman, I hate getting a pap smear, but the thing is a few years ago I remember reading somewhere about this gynecologist that said the worst thing about the job was not the cooters (because face it, people don't JUST go for a check up when they have a healthy cooter), no, the worst thing is women with stinky feet. So now I have to worry about my feet, too.
Plus, I have a list of things that need doctoring. She needs to listen to my lungs to see if the pneumonia is all gone, I have this cyst is my breast that causes constant discomfort, and between the strong antibiotics the doctor gave me for the bad ass bladder infection I had and then the hella strong antibiotics another doctor gave me for the pneumonia I had immediately following the bladder infection, well, I think I got one of those infections down there.
If anybody tells you that 30 is just a number, tell them to cram it up their ass. Thirty is the landfill where all the bad living you did in your teens and twenties ends up.