Title: There’s No Place Like Home
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Notes: Weiss Kreuz/Wizard of Oz. If I had a "OMG WTF BBQ" icon, I'd use it for this.
***
Farfarello the Scarecrow wasn’t lacking in smarts: “If I only had a brain!” took on new meaning as he slaughtered terrified munchkins.
Nagi stared at his silver metal skin. “Now I know I have a heart,” he sneered, “because it’s fucking pissed!”
Schuldig wasn’t afraid to complain, screeching, “I haven’t slept in weeks! My hair itches... is that mange!?!”
Crawford would never wear blue gingham, especially as a dress. Or pigtails, no matter what sexual roleplay Schuldig demanded. What a nightmare...
“There’s no place like home,” Crawford sighed upon waking, then screamed when he noticed the ruby slippers he wore.