Ode to Excedrin
I love you Excedrin
You take my pain away
You work real fast, don't have to do the math
Mostly I love you in tablet form
But I'd rather have you in caplet form than
Not at all.
The green of your bottle is comforting
I see it and know relief is inside
Without you I could not have gotten through this day
And the best part is
You're not
Addicting.
You are my best friend
You always come through for me
I hope my stomach can always tolerate you
I'll just eat a lot of bread
What am I without my Excedrin?
O Excedrin
How I love thee
I hope there's Excedrin in Heaven
You take my pain away
You work real fast, don't have to do the math
Mostly I love you in tablet form
But I'd rather have you in caplet form than
Not at all.
The green of your bottle is comforting
I see it and know relief is inside
Without you I could not have gotten through this day
And the best part is
You're not
Addicting.
You are my best friend
You always come through for me
I hope my stomach can always tolerate you
I'll just eat a lot of bread
What am I without my Excedrin?
O Excedrin
How I love thee
I hope there's Excedrin in Heaven