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[ankle_grabber]

I use too many commas, and too many extra, silly, words, though, and my writing turns out to be just one long line of a sentence, full of commas, and extra words, not making much sense, but possibly, maybe, making me sound, like an asthmatic, in, a, gasp, sort of, gasp, humourous way, in my essay, my English teacher, Sarah Hoddell, writes "Ha, you

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[sadistic_crayon]

I thought you said 'hymen' addict but then i just realized it was hyphen without the h.

[paddyrs]

HAHAHAH very rarely is 'LOL' used for real purposes. I actually laughed-out-loud then.

[ankle_grabber]

Interesting. I 'lol' more than I 'lmao', but has anyone ever literally tooken to 'rofl'? Curious!

[ankle_grabber]

I love me a nice ripe hymen in the morning.

[wibby]

??? What are you trying to tell us Hannah?

When does a hymen become ripe? Does one test them with a finger, like avocados or peaches?

I'm off to write a song now, with three titles; "Hymn to the Hyphenated Hymen." or "The Pleasure of puncture-ation", (or The rupture and the rapture).

[ankle_grabber]

Ahahaha. I was actually going more for the every creepy-old-male's sort of "MMMM... FRESH VIRGINS!"

And I guess a ripe hymen would be one that is still in pretty good condition - after all, they can be reduced by things like tampon inserting, anything inserting and general roughness. So actually I suppose to be "ripe" you'd need to be "young". And I don't like the idea of young girls in the morning very much at all.

Have fun with your song writing. I think "the rupture and the rapture" has best potential.

[poyonza]

Goes good wit' Placenta Pizza in the afternoon.

[ankle_grabber]

Gotta get that placenta goodness. Mmmmm.

[selly007]

OMG!

[ankle_grabber]

HAAAA.