Forgive me...
I'm posting about my cat on saturday night. Life is AWESOME.
1. She is attacking the mailmen again. When she lived at Ogden there was a small issue with her destroying the mail man's socks. Today I learned, from my favorite mailman who knows I read Maxium and still likes me, that she is again attacking the mailmen by pouncing from the bushes. He showed me the holes in his leg (I shit you not). I was really surprised he was even talking to me. No clue what I'm going to do, but leaving a loaded water gun (filled with hot sauce?) for him to protect himself is not out of the question.
2. Like a fucking dog she's eating everything I don't want her to eat (again). I have this project for the PSU class I'm taking that involves collecting plants and pressing them for herbavarium samples, AND SHES FUCKING EATING THEM AND THE GODDAMN PAPER THEY'RE IN.
She's pretty funny though, I have to admit.
1. She is attacking the mailmen again. When she lived at Ogden there was a small issue with her destroying the mail man's socks. Today I learned, from my favorite mailman who knows I read Maxium and still likes me, that she is again attacking the mailmen by pouncing from the bushes. He showed me the holes in his leg (I shit you not). I was really surprised he was even talking to me. No clue what I'm going to do, but leaving a loaded water gun (filled with hot sauce?) for him to protect himself is not out of the question.
2. Like a fucking dog she's eating everything I don't want her to eat (again). I have this project for the PSU class I'm taking that involves collecting plants and pressing them for herbavarium samples, AND SHES FUCKING EATING THEM AND THE GODDAMN PAPER THEY'RE IN.
She's pretty funny though, I have to admit.