Feb 05, 2007 22:18
SO i went grocery shopping today with April and while in the checkout line this guy who has worked there for a while now (stocking cashier, you name it he does it) who normally is the sweetest thing and is always flirting with everyone while at the same time talking about his beloved wife and his many kids..
started talking to the woman he was checking out and starts telling her that His wife is the best (ok that seems sweet don't it) and that he really got a good catch (ok still sounding like prince charming)
then while not really trying to hear his conversation with this coustomer he says
"I will never allow my wife to fix things out of a box that is the sorriyest cop out I know and i think a woman should be shot for trying to feed her man food out of a box" (IE. Mac-n-cheese)
WHAT!!!
OH HELL NO!! he did not just say that I look up at my groceries and see the easy-mac i bought for my kids to have after school snacks and the hamberger helper i thought would be easy for Johnny to fix while i was at school for long hour and i turn around to find his eyes staring right at me!
I say "excuse me?!" he says thats right honey you would be putting that mac-n-cheese right back on the shelf if you were my wife"
I pop off with" and thank God Im not cause your butt would starve because the man in my life is not helpless and knows how to cook for his damn self!"
I go on to say Buddy if you think you can deal with 4 kids, go to college work full time for your church. volunteer at 4 different schools keep the house clean and never cook out of a box i commend you on your ability to lie to yourself and everyone around you
and i stopped He did get a few words in but honestly i was so mad i have no clue what he said
I turned around to April , mouth gaping open.. she says "yea and her husband is better looking that you too!" HA HA right about then the manager walked out and told him to go to break and he quickly walked away.
What nerve!!!! and the sad thing is there was a guy agreeing with him while holding a grocery list clearly written in woman's handwriting and a box of rice-a-roni ROFL...