Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I gave
afterglow81 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I put gum in
rant79's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I set
chinarosewolf's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Monday I turned
sybildiscontent in for farting in church (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-125 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
anjilak