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Hair pride
goeth
before the lj cut
Look Ma! No hair!
I thought while I did laundry I would go get a trim, last cut was xmas eve, so I walked down the strip mall to the place I took Leroy, the stylist wasn't there (hello and thank you for the sign!) so I got my first eyebrow waxing, nice! Looks good I think, it made me laugh too, thinking of 40 year old virgin. Then she showed up and I told her I wanted bangs, she said, one inch cut off and I said no, two or three would be good, I was thinking layered bob and I guess I was saying "I want to look like a pumpkin head soccer mom!" Because she did this:
But fluffier and it was horrible because it wasn't in a movie, it just looked like shit. So having seen that movie I knew I had to get her to cut it all off and make it shorter and cuter and younger but she was not with me and left me with a blockhead and opened up her book to show me dramatic short haircuts from hell. So I picked up People magazine and pointed to Brad Pitt and said this! She didn't believe me - she tried, I left and put my clothes in the dryer and came back and finally got her to cut it shorter. Not what I thought was going to happen when I left the house hours and hours ago to do a quick laundry run. I'm still in shock. I think this is a cute picture. I don't know though. It's going to take product and patience and I have guests coming. I am going to drink this weekend. I want to use my hair as an excuse not to read my paper. Is that wrong? All right, love you all. xoxo.