[why anj is a terrible fangirl, vol.1: in which anj makes fun of idol videos]
I should reeeeeally not be allowed near some of this stuff. Or gummi bears. Definitely not the gummi bears. Anyway um...I was trying to inspire myself by watching something sexy, and decided to try watching idol videos, because I have a tonne that I haven't seen? And um. This was the result.
anjenue: what is with japanese boys and the freaking black and white stripes?)
lelek: i have no idea.
anjenue: and.....wow, saitou has stolen eminem's music for his idol dvd.
lelek: ..... okay
anjenue: i just want to break out into YOU GOTTA LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MOMENT etc
lelek: ahahahaha
anjenue: ...idol dvds are so funny.
anjenue: 'here, follow this character for a day, then watch him in the shower. the end.'
lelek: LOL
anjenue: because they're not even people in these things, they're characters
anjenue: but i'm serious
anjenue: EVERY DVD HAS A SHOWER SCENE
anjenue: and some of them have bedroom scenes
lelek: ahaha nice
anjenue: i'm sure saitou's saying some really interesting shit, because he's awesome
anjenue: his english isn't bad though
lelek: that's cool
anjenue: sorry. what i meant to say was that i'm sure he's saying interesting shit, because he's awesome and philosophical, but i can't understand it
anjenue: and then he started speaking english so i got confused
lelek: aha, makes sense
anjenue: ....saitou, why do you have a woman drawn on your jeans?
anjenue: i'm actually really impressed with saitou right now. i think he's in....thailand? or indonesia. and so they're both speaking english because it's the only language they have in common.
lelek: oooh, that's always impressive
anjenue: i can't tell which language the other guy is speaking. he said he was in chinatown, but like...the text didn't look chinese.
anjenue: aaaaand his shirt's off. this is cracking me up.
anjenue: i know i'm supposed to cream my panties or something, but...... hahahahaha sorry, sweetie, but contrived nekkidness doesn't get you very far.
lelek: ahahahahaha
anjenue: and off come the jeans too.
anjenue: what the HELL.
anjenue: this is just an exercise in public exposure.
anjenue: here, let me lounge around in my designer black boxer-briefs and read this map.
lelek: ... *dies*
anjenue: this is so terrible. i'm such a bad fangirl. XDDDD
lelek: that's okay. you can still love them even if you mock. XD
anjenue: *cracks up laughing*
anjenue: here, let me shift my pose so you can see my ass better.
anjenue: NOTE THE BOXER-BRIEFS. because i am hip.
anjenue: *has hysterics*
anjenue: oh god
anjenue: now he's wet and rolling around on the beach.
lelek: wow
anjenue: like seriously. he's just...rolling around in the wet sand while the waves splash him
anjenue: WHY, SAITOU
lelek: ahahahahahaha
anjenue: YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS
anjenue: if you're going to roll around naked, at least do it in a museum.
anjenue: check out my artfully half-done fly.
anjenue: if i roll over like THIS, then it sticks out, making me look as if i have a boner, for you, my hormonal fangirl who spent 4000 yen on this DVD.
lelek: *DIES*
anjenue: i'm sorry, am i ruining idol DVDs for you? XD
lelek: no, it's brilliant!
anjenue: hahahaha GOOD
anjenue: i shall keep spamming you then
lelek: you win at commentary
lelek: srsly
anjenue: oh yay
anjenue: now he's going to do capoeira while muddy
anjenue: the capoeira part is awesome though
anjenue: the muddy is unnecessary
anjenue: as are the pants that show ass-crack
lelek: ahahaha fanservice!
anjenue: i'd be able to pay attention to the capoeira much better if i wasn't afraid his pants were going to fall off any second
anjenue: that is impressive though
anjenue: this is why i like him better than most of the other actors
lelek: capoeira is awesome
anjenue: i think i may have to compare this to yagami ren's afterward to see how his measures up XD
lelek: hee! you should
lelek: with your bad fangirl-ish ways
anjenue: ow! he just ballsed himself on a wooden post
lelek: ... ow
anjenue: saitou my love, you have balls of steel.
lelek: LOL
lelek: anj, you win
anjenue:
anjenue: *bows* arigatou gozaimasu!
anjenue: i'll be here all week!
anjenue: now if i could say that in japanese, i'd be golden.
lelek: um... yeah, not sure. we'll pretend.
anjenue: hahahah XD
anjenue: YAY time for more showering.
anjenue: half-clothed, of course
anjenue: don't want the fangirls to have aneurysms! then they wouldn't be able to buy any more DVDs.
lelek: of course
anjenue: and holy shit he just fellated that shower.
anjenue: SAITOU, WHAT THE HELL.
lelek: .......
anjenue: i do love him though. he's like, totally loose with his sexuality, which makes me happy
lelek: that's always fun
anjenue: so's souta
anjenue: which is the reason he posts phallic symbols on his journal all the time
anjenue: .....and he's back in the water.
lelek: more water!
anjenue: dammit, babe, which country are you in?
anjenue: ...wherever it is, it has a 7-11
anjenue: which tells me absolutely nothing
lelek: yeah, srsly
anjenue: and they drive on the left side of the road
anjenue: and um. okay so...saitou just ran into a drag queen.
anjenue: and now for some reason he's becoming one too.
lelek: what country are they in?
lelek: ahahahahaha
anjenue: i have NO idea.
lelek: indonesia, maybe?
anjenue: yeah, that was one of my guesses
anjenue: wow, he makes a really pretty girl, but that wig is AWFUL.
lelek: yay for pretty japanese boys
anjenue: .,...the music is indian though
anjenue: WHAT IS GOING ON.
lelek: ... where the fuck are they?
anjenue: at a club called la diva, apparently
lelek: no, seriously, what country is that? now i'm really curious
anjenue: i wish i knew!
anjenue: those are some really pretty men, wow
anjenue: the drag queens?
lelek: i like pretty
anjenue: uhhhh so this is apparently little italy of whatever country
anjenue: but i think they're still in asia somewhere...
anjenue: where do they have cabs that look like little red buses?
lelek: good question
anjenue: i know he loves to travel, so this could be anywhere
anjenue: but....
anjenue: *squints at writing*
anjenue: ....wow okay, that is a fucking huge plate of seafood.
anjenue: saitou, you pig.
anjenue: he has like three whole lobsters and a bunch of crabs.
anjenue: and squid.
lelek: ...wow
anjenue: *DIES* watching him eat is the funniest thing ever
anjenue: he can't even fit it all in his mouth and he keeps going
anjenue: holy crap he ate the whole plate.
anjenue: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
anjenue: yay. now we have a swimming pool.
lelek: even more water!
anjenue: yes, saitou, you are pretty when wet. i got that.
anjenue: and now he's....under the waterfall.
lelek: did you say you saw things written in the language? what did it look like? round? squigly? pointy? insert description here?
lelek: ahahaha that's like something out of a bad porn video
anjenue: um...it's skinny and square-ish and squiggly
lelek: is it thai?
lelek: http://www.worldlanguage.com/LanguageSamples/74.gif
anjenue: yes, looks like it.
anjenue: i couldn't remember if that was thai or indonesian
lelek: thai looks pretty
anjenue: great. now we get the REAL shower scene.
lelek: ahahahaha
anjenue: all the other ones were just teasers for this.
lelek: srsly, it sounds like bad porn
anjenue: it IS.
anjenue: only it's marketed as idol DVDs so it's less like porn and more like masturbation.
lelek: ahahahahahaha
anjenue: srsly i should link you some of these so you can download and laugh with me
lelek: you should
anjenue: ....that trashcan looks like r2d2
lelek: *dies more*
anjenue: ah, nice. artistic. it started with a phone call and him in jeans, and now were back to a phone call and him in jeans. that's deep.
lelek: oooh, aaaah
anjenue: and he's putting his shirt back on too, just like he took it off at the beginning
anjenue: wow
anjenue: i'm in awe, lexi
anjenue: *gives standing ovation*
lelek: now that sounds like a true piece of art, with that circular structure
anjenue: AMAZING
lelek: sugoi, sugoi
anjenue: aaaand...the end.
lelek: that sounded very thrilling
anjenue: it was kind of hilarious XD
anjenue: i really want to see yagami ren's now.
lelek: i found it hilarious based on your commentary alone
anjenue: SUGI!
anjenue: in the RAIN. aw, and he's cold. it represents the loneliness of his heart.
lelek: ahahahaha nice symbolism, anj
anjenue: but the white umbrella in contrast to the total grey of his outfit means that....he's going to be saved by a blonde.
lelek: niiice
anjenue: so i think he's talking and maybe actually saying something worthwhile, but it's all covered up by this chick singing in english
anjenue: and holy SHIT he has a huge hot wheels collection.
anjenue: symbolism: ......yagami is 12.
anjenue: oh noes! he can't hold on to all of it!
anjenue: HIS CHILDHOOD IS SLIPPING AWAY!
anjenue: NOOOOOOOOOO
lelek: i just actually laughed out loud at that
lelek: not just lol chat thing, but actually burst out laughing
anjenue: XDDDDDD
anjenue: *WIN*
anjenue: oh, his childhood's been fucked over. now he has the sake glasses and the cigarette.
anjenue: OH BUT HE IS BLINDED BY THE LIGHT! HIS CHILDHOOD IS CRYING OUT!
anjenue: now he's leaning on a bar, precariously, to show the precarious position he's at between boyhood and manhood.
anjenue: also symbolised by the half-white half-grey he's wearing.
lelek: ahahahahahahahahaha
anjenue: *imagines telling yagami about this symbolism and getting a funny look and him saying 'uh, no, they just told me to look sexy so i did it.'*
anjenue: oh I know why i'm bored. this is the video of the making of his photobook. so he's just kind of standing still for a long time while they fuck with his hair.
anjenue: let's try a different one.
lelek: good plan
lelek: your symbolic analysis is good, though
anjenue: ummmmm
anjenue: hahaha thanks! i can find symbolism in anything!
anjenue: *would be awesome at tea leaf divination*
lelek: it's a good skill
lelek: hee!
anjenue: pick a number between 1 and 10.
lelek: um... okay, picking number
anjenue: what is it?
lelek: i'll go with 3
anjenue: kenken it is!
anjenue: oh, this is promising. it starts IN THE BATHROOM.
lelek: ooooh, nice
anjenue: shower's on already
lelek: they wasted no time
anjenue: he's standing ON the bathtub though
anjenue: because kenken is badass and needs no pussy naked scenes.
anjenue: XD
anjenue: ....plus his bath is filthy.
anjenue: FLY, LITTLE PAPER AIRPLANE
lelek: *dies*
anjenue: BE FREE, LIKE MY SOUL IS NOT
lelek: *DIES MORE*
lelek: quote of the day, right there
anjenue: XDDDD
anjenue: \m/
anjenue: i'm so posting this shit to my LJ after i'm done
anjenue: .....apparently he and saitou have the same travel agent.
lelek: i was just going to say, please post this
lelek: purely for the paper airplane
anjenue: hahahahaha XD
anjenue: ooooh chocolate banana crepe!
anjenue: and custard!
anjenue: OMG HE READS BOYS LOVE MANGA
lelek: ... HONTO DESU KA?
anjenue: XDDD there's a scene in one of the mangas that has the badass character forced to go buy a chocobananacustard crepe and take a bite, because he lost a bet
lelek: ahahahaha
anjenue: yum. ....locusts.
anjenue: i hope you have a snake.
anjenue: or a date with kaidoh later.
lelek: *snerk*
anjenue: EW
anjenue: he's like HELLO, LITTLE BUG. *MUNCH*
lelek: ... EW
anjenue: oishii my ASS
anjenue: he prolly walked off camera and spit it out
anjenue: .....and now he's running. on the beach. wet.
anjenue: shirtless.
lelek: another beach scene!
lelek: they like those
anjenue: at least he's not rolling around until he gets sand up his you-know-what.
lelek: ahahahahaha
lelek: true
anjenue: wow, nice house!
anjenue: what did you do to your bathroom?
anjenue: it's, you know
anjenue: CLEAN
anjenue: ah, i see. they gave him a different bathroom for when his skin actually had to touch it. he has to get naked now, you see.
lelek: ah, of course
anjenue: i really want to know what they did with the cameraman
anjenue: 'oh, don't mind me. you just shower like you do everyday. i'll just sit here.'
lelek: LOL
anjenue: kenken: um...okay?
anjenue: ......oh, i see. he didn't get naked and roll around on the beach, so they brought the beach to him and stuck it in his SHOWER.
anjenue: *eyes random shells stuck to walls*
lelek: ahahahahaha
anjenue: WHAT IS WITH THE NECKLACE SYMBOLISM?
anjenue: .....and now he's in the pool.
anjenue: director: okay, kenken, watch saito's video. then do that, but in your own style. k? k. go.'
lelek: nice
anjenue: kenken: do i have to pig out on crabs too?
anjenue: saitou: i heard that.
anjenue: director: you hurt his feelings. just for that, you get to eat BUGS.
anjenue: kenken: crap.
anjenue: YAY and now he's going to play billiards!
anjenue: er...actually i think he's playing pool.
anjenue: hahaha his english is cute!
anjenue: not as good as saitou's, but adorable. he's like...ickle and squishable.
lelek: awwww
anjenue: director: *knows nothing about pool and therefore cuts film to make it look like kenken is kicking ass when really the shots of him sinking balls are from TOTALLY different points in the game*
lelek: brilliant filming right there
anjenue: aw he's going to teach us how to play billiardo
lelek: ... does he actually know how?
anjenue: '....and this is how you hold a cue.'
anjenue: he does, actually
anjenue: it's his hobby
anjenue: which is funny since it's shishido's too
anjenue: fangirls: *die of the phallic implications*
anjenue: anj: *dies of the phallic implications*
lelek: ahahahahahaha
anjenue: wow, kenken, i hope you don't fuck like the way you just used that cue
lelek: *chokes*
anjenue: kenken: gomen nasai, ore wa waruiiiiiii.
anjenue: or maybe hidoiiii would be better
lelek: ahahaha
anjenue: kenken: i have to go back to WHERE now? PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME EAT MORE BUGS SAITOU I'M SORRY
anjenue: awwwwww PUPPY!
anjenue: kenken: ......please don't tell me i have to eat THAT. i know it's chinatown, but...
lelek: *dying*
anjenue: kenken: oh, okay. pig's feet. i can do that. mmmm pig's feet.
anjenue: kenken: ...lots of chilli sauce? sure, i can do that too. as long as you don't expect me to let you film me taking a dump afterward.
lelek: ahahahahaha
anjenue: ...i...totally just made myself laugh and choked on my soda. XDDDD
anjenue: ......bedroom scene!
anjenue: kenken: *slowly drags blanket off naked body* STARE, FANGIRLS. STARE. AND THEN BUY MY NEXT DVD FOR I SHALL LET YOU SEE BELOW THE WAIST NEXT TIME.
anjenue: ah. here comes the rolling.
lelek: oh, the bad almost-porn
anjenue: ...kenken, where the hell is your hand? o.O
anjenue: kenken: *rolls around* ....is this bedhead good enough? no? fine. *rolls more*
anjenue: that is one fucking huge bed.
anjenue: i suppose it would have to be, to accommodate all that rolling.
anjenue: kenken: kenken has no pants. kenken needs no pants. *puts on watch, wraps sheet around self in toga-like fashion, and goes*
lelek: anj, you are wonderful
anjenue: ......now there's rap while kenken drags his feet around on an oddly painted floor.
anjenue: rap: MOTHERF**** B**** H* THIS SH*T IS F*CKING SH*T!
lelek: ..... oh, lord
anjenue: kenken: *is oblivious*
anjenue: kenken: LOOK, PAINT!!!
anjenue: director: good. act high. they like that.
lelek: nice
anjenue: this seriously looks like a really bad trip, hahaha
anjenue: and he's all O.O
anjenue: and...rolling against the wall.
anjenue: aka wa daichi, ao wa umi?
lelek: yay more rolling!
anjenue: i know aka and ao, but daichi and umi?
lelek: umi is beach
anjenue: ....ao is also on the roller he's attacking the walls with
anjenue: and also himself
lelek: daichi is, like, first or primary
anjenue: which would explain why he has BLUE HANDPRINTS ON HIS ASS.
lelek: ahahahahahahaha
anjenue: wow, kenken
anjenue: ROLL IN THAT PAINT!
anjenue: nice.
anjenue: now he's playing SLIP N SLIDE.
lelek: i repeat: bad almost-porn
anjenue: oh yes, because the drying paint in the hair is SO sexy.
anjenue: as is a dick the colour of a smurf.
lelek: obviously
lelek: also obvious
anjenue: KISS ME, YOU SMURFY BASTARD
lelek: more of the laughing outloud
anjenue: kenken: where are you? the paint has glued my eyelids shut.
lelek: *DYING*
anjenue: kenken: MMM BLUEBERRY *drinks paint*
lelek: he likes eating/drinking odd things
anjenue: *then proceeds to make out with wall*
anjenue: director: yes. good. STONED. we like that.
lelek: the fangirls need something to get off on
anjenue: kenken: *makes paint angels*
lelek: ......
anjenue: oi, kenken, you missed a spot. go roll on it.
lelek: the painty porn isn't done yet
anjenue: no it is, because that was a---oh, no, it's not. they LIED with the full cadence.
lelek: deceiving bastards
anjenue: kenken: I AM SULTRY SMURF.
anjenue: i am also tired because of all the painting. *falls asleep in paint*
lelek: omg that's brilliant
anjenue: kenken: I HAVE DECIDED TO QUIT THE JAPANESE THEATRE SCENE AND JOIN BLUE MAN GROUP.
anjenue: *paints over camera lens with fingers*
anjenue: .....now he's doing kung fu in the cafeteria. with giant cleavers.
anjenue: why do i have a bad idea about this?
lelek: ... k
lelek: brb
anjenue: kenken: I AM SUSHI MASTAAAH WATCH ME KEEL THIS CUCUMBER
anjenue: saitou: ....ow. x_o
anjenue: kenken: I'LL GIVE YOU SEAFOOD, YOU PHILOWHORE BASTARD
anjenue: kenken: *makes out with squid*
anjenue: kenken: ew. sliiimy.
anjenue: director: kenken, you were just COVERED IN PAINT.
anjenue: kenken: ...oh. right. *goes back to snoggage*
anjenue: yes, kenken, it's an AWESOME idea to cook in boiling oil WHILE SHIRTLESS.
lelek: AHAHAHAHA
lelek: back, btw
anjenue: .....kenken actually served the same seafood plate that saitou just ate.
lelek: wow
anjenue: i wonder if he actually served it TO saitou.
lelek: with locusts in?
anjenue: hahahaha XD
anjenue: it's just tender loving care XD
lelek: of course
anjenue: kenken: *bounds out in water*
anjenue: water: *goes up over head*
anjenue: kenken: damn. too short.
anjenue: kenken: SAITOU!!!
lelek: *snerk*
anjenue: saitou: don't look at me. last time i was out that far, konii was carrying me out to drown.
anjenue: fangirls: WAAAAHHHH
anjenue: kenken: FINE. *rolls around in sand*
anjenue: saitou: that's better. more like my other movie.
anjenue: aiba: *stands off to side creepily and takes pictures*
anjenue: kenken: ..... *eats sand*
anjenue: director: CUT.
anjenue: the end.
lelek: that, anj, was beautiful
anjenue: *bows*
lelek: the paper airplane symbolism was one of the best, i think
anjenue: XDDDDD
anjenue: *watches cooking scene again*
lelek: japan comes up with some fucking weird shit
anjenue: yes. yes it does.
anjenue: *checks to see if that was in fact saitou that he served the food to*
lelek: hee
anjenue: because that would be really fucking funny.
lelek: it really would be
anjenue: omg it TOTALLY WAS.
lelek: ahahahahahahaha
anjenue: that would explain why he cracked up after placing his order
anjenue: saitou: kenken, DON'T YOU DARE SWEAT IN MY FOOD AGAIN.
anjenue: kenken: youkai! *takes off shirt*
(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
The proof of the KenKen/Saitou SEAFOOD LOVE CONNECTION:
I AM SORRY IF I SCARRED YOU FOR LIFE, IDOL DVD-LOVERS!
anjenue: what is with japanese boys and the freaking black and white stripes?)
lelek: i have no idea.
anjenue: and.....wow, saitou has stolen eminem's music for his idol dvd.
lelek: ..... okay
anjenue: i just want to break out into YOU GOTTA LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MOMENT etc
lelek: ahahahaha
anjenue: ...idol dvds are so funny.
anjenue: 'here, follow this character for a day, then watch him in the shower. the end.'
lelek: LOL
anjenue: because they're not even people in these things, they're characters
anjenue: but i'm serious
anjenue: EVERY DVD HAS A SHOWER SCENE
anjenue: and some of them have bedroom scenes
lelek: ahaha nice
anjenue: i'm sure saitou's saying some really interesting shit, because he's awesome
anjenue: his english isn't bad though
lelek: that's cool
anjenue: sorry. what i meant to say was that i'm sure he's saying interesting shit, because he's awesome and philosophical, but i can't understand it
anjenue: and then he started speaking english so i got confused
lelek: aha, makes sense
anjenue: ....saitou, why do you have a woman drawn on your jeans?
anjenue: i'm actually really impressed with saitou right now. i think he's in....thailand? or indonesia. and so they're both speaking english because it's the only language they have in common.
lelek: oooh, that's always impressive
anjenue: i can't tell which language the other guy is speaking. he said he was in chinatown, but like...the text didn't look chinese.
anjenue: aaaaand his shirt's off. this is cracking me up.
anjenue: i know i'm supposed to cream my panties or something, but...... hahahahaha sorry, sweetie, but contrived nekkidness doesn't get you very far.
lelek: ahahahahaha
anjenue: and off come the jeans too.
anjenue: what the HELL.
anjenue: this is just an exercise in public exposure.
anjenue: here, let me lounge around in my designer black boxer-briefs and read this map.
lelek: ... *dies*
anjenue: this is so terrible. i'm such a bad fangirl. XDDDD
lelek: that's okay. you can still love them even if you mock. XD
anjenue: *cracks up laughing*
anjenue: here, let me shift my pose so you can see my ass better.
anjenue: NOTE THE BOXER-BRIEFS. because i am hip.
anjenue: *has hysterics*
anjenue: oh god
anjenue: now he's wet and rolling around on the beach.
lelek: wow
anjenue: like seriously. he's just...rolling around in the wet sand while the waves splash him
anjenue: WHY, SAITOU
lelek: ahahahahahaha
anjenue: YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS
anjenue: if you're going to roll around naked, at least do it in a museum.
anjenue: check out my artfully half-done fly.
anjenue: if i roll over like THIS, then it sticks out, making me look as if i have a boner, for you, my hormonal fangirl who spent 4000 yen on this DVD.
lelek: *DIES*
anjenue: i'm sorry, am i ruining idol DVDs for you? XD
lelek: no, it's brilliant!
anjenue: hahahaha GOOD
anjenue: i shall keep spamming you then
lelek: you win at commentary
lelek: srsly
anjenue: oh yay
anjenue: now he's going to do capoeira while muddy
anjenue: the capoeira part is awesome though
anjenue: the muddy is unnecessary
anjenue: as are the pants that show ass-crack
lelek: ahahaha fanservice!
anjenue: i'd be able to pay attention to the capoeira much better if i wasn't afraid his pants were going to fall off any second
anjenue: that is impressive though
anjenue: this is why i like him better than most of the other actors
lelek: capoeira is awesome
anjenue: i think i may have to compare this to yagami ren's afterward to see how his measures up XD
lelek: hee! you should
lelek: with your bad fangirl-ish ways
anjenue: ow! he just ballsed himself on a wooden post
lelek: ... ow
anjenue: saitou my love, you have balls of steel.
lelek: LOL
lelek: anj, you win
anjenue:
anjenue: *bows* arigatou gozaimasu!
anjenue: i'll be here all week!
anjenue: now if i could say that in japanese, i'd be golden.
lelek: um... yeah, not sure. we'll pretend.
anjenue: hahahah XD
anjenue: YAY time for more showering.
anjenue: half-clothed, of course
anjenue: don't want the fangirls to have aneurysms! then they wouldn't be able to buy any more DVDs.
lelek: of course
anjenue: and holy shit he just fellated that shower.
anjenue: SAITOU, WHAT THE HELL.
lelek: .......
anjenue: i do love him though. he's like, totally loose with his sexuality, which makes me happy
lelek: that's always fun
anjenue: so's souta
anjenue: which is the reason he posts phallic symbols on his journal all the time
anjenue: .....and he's back in the water.
lelek: more water!
anjenue: dammit, babe, which country are you in?
anjenue: ...wherever it is, it has a 7-11
anjenue: which tells me absolutely nothing
lelek: yeah, srsly
anjenue: and they drive on the left side of the road
anjenue: and um. okay so...saitou just ran into a drag queen.
anjenue: and now for some reason he's becoming one too.
lelek: what country are they in?
lelek: ahahahahaha
anjenue: i have NO idea.
lelek: indonesia, maybe?
anjenue: yeah, that was one of my guesses
anjenue: wow, he makes a really pretty girl, but that wig is AWFUL.
lelek: yay for pretty japanese boys
anjenue: .,...the music is indian though
anjenue: WHAT IS GOING ON.
lelek: ... where the fuck are they?
anjenue: at a club called la diva, apparently
lelek: no, seriously, what country is that? now i'm really curious
anjenue: i wish i knew!
anjenue: those are some really pretty men, wow
anjenue: the drag queens?
lelek: i like pretty
anjenue: uhhhh so this is apparently little italy of whatever country
anjenue: but i think they're still in asia somewhere...
anjenue: where do they have cabs that look like little red buses?
lelek: good question
anjenue: i know he loves to travel, so this could be anywhere
anjenue: but....
anjenue: *squints at writing*
anjenue: ....wow okay, that is a fucking huge plate of seafood.
anjenue: saitou, you pig.
anjenue: he has like three whole lobsters and a bunch of crabs.
anjenue: and squid.
lelek: ...wow
anjenue: *DIES* watching him eat is the funniest thing ever
anjenue: he can't even fit it all in his mouth and he keeps going
anjenue: holy crap he ate the whole plate.
anjenue: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
anjenue: yay. now we have a swimming pool.
lelek: even more water!
anjenue: yes, saitou, you are pretty when wet. i got that.
anjenue: and now he's....under the waterfall.
lelek: did you say you saw things written in the language? what did it look like? round? squigly? pointy? insert description here?
lelek: ahahaha that's like something out of a bad porn video
anjenue: um...it's skinny and square-ish and squiggly
lelek: is it thai?
lelek: http://www.worldlanguage.com/LanguageSamples/74.gif
anjenue: yes, looks like it.
anjenue: i couldn't remember if that was thai or indonesian
lelek: thai looks pretty
anjenue: great. now we get the REAL shower scene.
lelek: ahahahaha
anjenue: all the other ones were just teasers for this.
lelek: srsly, it sounds like bad porn
anjenue: it IS.
anjenue: only it's marketed as idol DVDs so it's less like porn and more like masturbation.
lelek: ahahahahahaha
anjenue: srsly i should link you some of these so you can download and laugh with me
lelek: you should
anjenue: ....that trashcan looks like r2d2
lelek: *dies more*
anjenue: ah, nice. artistic. it started with a phone call and him in jeans, and now were back to a phone call and him in jeans. that's deep.
lelek: oooh, aaaah
anjenue: and he's putting his shirt back on too, just like he took it off at the beginning
anjenue: wow
anjenue: i'm in awe, lexi
anjenue: *gives standing ovation*
lelek: now that sounds like a true piece of art, with that circular structure
anjenue: AMAZING
lelek: sugoi, sugoi
anjenue: aaaand...the end.
lelek: that sounded very thrilling
anjenue: it was kind of hilarious XD
anjenue: i really want to see yagami ren's now.
lelek: i found it hilarious based on your commentary alone
anjenue: SUGI!
anjenue: in the RAIN. aw, and he's cold. it represents the loneliness of his heart.
lelek: ahahahaha nice symbolism, anj
anjenue: but the white umbrella in contrast to the total grey of his outfit means that....he's going to be saved by a blonde.
lelek: niiice
anjenue: so i think he's talking and maybe actually saying something worthwhile, but it's all covered up by this chick singing in english
anjenue: and holy SHIT he has a huge hot wheels collection.
anjenue: symbolism: ......yagami is 12.
anjenue: oh noes! he can't hold on to all of it!
anjenue: HIS CHILDHOOD IS SLIPPING AWAY!
anjenue: NOOOOOOOOOO
lelek: i just actually laughed out loud at that
lelek: not just lol chat thing, but actually burst out laughing
anjenue: XDDDDDD
anjenue: *WIN*
anjenue: oh, his childhood's been fucked over. now he has the sake glasses and the cigarette.
anjenue: OH BUT HE IS BLINDED BY THE LIGHT! HIS CHILDHOOD IS CRYING OUT!
anjenue: now he's leaning on a bar, precariously, to show the precarious position he's at between boyhood and manhood.
anjenue: also symbolised by the half-white half-grey he's wearing.
lelek: ahahahahahahahahaha
anjenue: *imagines telling yagami about this symbolism and getting a funny look and him saying 'uh, no, they just told me to look sexy so i did it.'*
anjenue: oh I know why i'm bored. this is the video of the making of his photobook. so he's just kind of standing still for a long time while they fuck with his hair.
anjenue: let's try a different one.
lelek: good plan
lelek: your symbolic analysis is good, though
anjenue: ummmmm
anjenue: hahaha thanks! i can find symbolism in anything!
anjenue: *would be awesome at tea leaf divination*
lelek: it's a good skill
lelek: hee!
anjenue: pick a number between 1 and 10.
lelek: um... okay, picking number
anjenue: what is it?
lelek: i'll go with 3
anjenue: kenken it is!
anjenue: oh, this is promising. it starts IN THE BATHROOM.
lelek: ooooh, nice
anjenue: shower's on already
lelek: they wasted no time
anjenue: he's standing ON the bathtub though
anjenue: because kenken is badass and needs no pussy naked scenes.
anjenue: XD
anjenue: ....plus his bath is filthy.
anjenue: FLY, LITTLE PAPER AIRPLANE
lelek: *dies*
anjenue: BE FREE, LIKE MY SOUL IS NOT
lelek: *DIES MORE*
lelek: quote of the day, right there
anjenue: XDDDD
anjenue: \m/
anjenue: i'm so posting this shit to my LJ after i'm done
anjenue: .....apparently he and saitou have the same travel agent.
lelek: i was just going to say, please post this
lelek: purely for the paper airplane
anjenue: hahahahaha XD
anjenue: ooooh chocolate banana crepe!
anjenue: and custard!
anjenue: OMG HE READS BOYS LOVE MANGA
lelek: ... HONTO DESU KA?
anjenue: XDDD there's a scene in one of the mangas that has the badass character forced to go buy a chocobananacustard crepe and take a bite, because he lost a bet
lelek: ahahahaha
anjenue: yum. ....locusts.
anjenue: i hope you have a snake.
anjenue: or a date with kaidoh later.
lelek: *snerk*
anjenue: EW
anjenue: he's like HELLO, LITTLE BUG. *MUNCH*
lelek: ... EW
anjenue: oishii my ASS
anjenue: he prolly walked off camera and spit it out
anjenue: .....and now he's running. on the beach. wet.
anjenue: shirtless.
lelek: another beach scene!
lelek: they like those
anjenue: at least he's not rolling around until he gets sand up his you-know-what.
lelek: ahahahahaha
lelek: true
anjenue: wow, nice house!
anjenue: what did you do to your bathroom?
anjenue: it's, you know
anjenue: CLEAN
anjenue: ah, i see. they gave him a different bathroom for when his skin actually had to touch it. he has to get naked now, you see.
lelek: ah, of course
anjenue: i really want to know what they did with the cameraman
anjenue: 'oh, don't mind me. you just shower like you do everyday. i'll just sit here.'
lelek: LOL
anjenue: kenken: um...okay?
anjenue: ......oh, i see. he didn't get naked and roll around on the beach, so they brought the beach to him and stuck it in his SHOWER.
anjenue: *eyes random shells stuck to walls*
lelek: ahahahahaha
anjenue: WHAT IS WITH THE NECKLACE SYMBOLISM?
anjenue: .....and now he's in the pool.
anjenue: director: okay, kenken, watch saito's video. then do that, but in your own style. k? k. go.'
lelek: nice
anjenue: kenken: do i have to pig out on crabs too?
anjenue: saitou: i heard that.
anjenue: director: you hurt his feelings. just for that, you get to eat BUGS.
anjenue: kenken: crap.
anjenue: YAY and now he's going to play billiards!
anjenue: er...actually i think he's playing pool.
anjenue: hahaha his english is cute!
anjenue: not as good as saitou's, but adorable. he's like...ickle and squishable.
lelek: awwww
anjenue: director: *knows nothing about pool and therefore cuts film to make it look like kenken is kicking ass when really the shots of him sinking balls are from TOTALLY different points in the game*
lelek: brilliant filming right there
anjenue: aw he's going to teach us how to play billiardo
lelek: ... does he actually know how?
anjenue: '....and this is how you hold a cue.'
anjenue: he does, actually
anjenue: it's his hobby
anjenue: which is funny since it's shishido's too
anjenue: fangirls: *die of the phallic implications*
anjenue: anj: *dies of the phallic implications*
lelek: ahahahahahaha
anjenue: wow, kenken, i hope you don't fuck like the way you just used that cue
lelek: *chokes*
anjenue: kenken: gomen nasai, ore wa waruiiiiiii.
anjenue: or maybe hidoiiii would be better
lelek: ahahaha
anjenue: kenken: i have to go back to WHERE now? PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME EAT MORE BUGS SAITOU I'M SORRY
anjenue: awwwwww PUPPY!
anjenue: kenken: ......please don't tell me i have to eat THAT. i know it's chinatown, but...
lelek: *dying*
anjenue: kenken: oh, okay. pig's feet. i can do that. mmmm pig's feet.
anjenue: kenken: ...lots of chilli sauce? sure, i can do that too. as long as you don't expect me to let you film me taking a dump afterward.
lelek: ahahahahaha
anjenue: ...i...totally just made myself laugh and choked on my soda. XDDDD
anjenue: ......bedroom scene!
anjenue: kenken: *slowly drags blanket off naked body* STARE, FANGIRLS. STARE. AND THEN BUY MY NEXT DVD FOR I SHALL LET YOU SEE BELOW THE WAIST NEXT TIME.
anjenue: ah. here comes the rolling.
lelek: oh, the bad almost-porn
anjenue: ...kenken, where the hell is your hand? o.O
anjenue: kenken: *rolls around* ....is this bedhead good enough? no? fine. *rolls more*
anjenue: that is one fucking huge bed.
anjenue: i suppose it would have to be, to accommodate all that rolling.
anjenue: kenken: kenken has no pants. kenken needs no pants. *puts on watch, wraps sheet around self in toga-like fashion, and goes*
lelek: anj, you are wonderful
anjenue: ......now there's rap while kenken drags his feet around on an oddly painted floor.
anjenue: rap: MOTHERF**** B**** H* THIS SH*T IS F*CKING SH*T!
lelek: ..... oh, lord
anjenue: kenken: *is oblivious*
anjenue: kenken: LOOK, PAINT!!!
anjenue: director: good. act high. they like that.
lelek: nice
anjenue: this seriously looks like a really bad trip, hahaha
anjenue: and he's all O.O
anjenue: and...rolling against the wall.
anjenue: aka wa daichi, ao wa umi?
lelek: yay more rolling!
anjenue: i know aka and ao, but daichi and umi?
lelek: umi is beach
anjenue: ....ao is also on the roller he's attacking the walls with
anjenue: and also himself
lelek: daichi is, like, first or primary
anjenue: which would explain why he has BLUE HANDPRINTS ON HIS ASS.
lelek: ahahahahahahaha
anjenue: wow, kenken
anjenue: ROLL IN THAT PAINT!
anjenue: nice.
anjenue: now he's playing SLIP N SLIDE.
lelek: i repeat: bad almost-porn
anjenue: oh yes, because the drying paint in the hair is SO sexy.
anjenue: as is a dick the colour of a smurf.
lelek: obviously
lelek: also obvious
anjenue: KISS ME, YOU SMURFY BASTARD
lelek: more of the laughing outloud
anjenue: kenken: where are you? the paint has glued my eyelids shut.
lelek: *DYING*
anjenue: kenken: MMM BLUEBERRY *drinks paint*
lelek: he likes eating/drinking odd things
anjenue: *then proceeds to make out with wall*
anjenue: director: yes. good. STONED. we like that.
lelek: the fangirls need something to get off on
anjenue: kenken: *makes paint angels*
lelek: ......
anjenue: oi, kenken, you missed a spot. go roll on it.
lelek: the painty porn isn't done yet
anjenue: no it is, because that was a---oh, no, it's not. they LIED with the full cadence.
lelek: deceiving bastards
anjenue: kenken: I AM SULTRY SMURF.
anjenue: i am also tired because of all the painting. *falls asleep in paint*
lelek: omg that's brilliant
anjenue: kenken: I HAVE DECIDED TO QUIT THE JAPANESE THEATRE SCENE AND JOIN BLUE MAN GROUP.
anjenue: *paints over camera lens with fingers*
anjenue: .....now he's doing kung fu in the cafeteria. with giant cleavers.
anjenue: why do i have a bad idea about this?
lelek: ... k
lelek: brb
anjenue: kenken: I AM SUSHI MASTAAAH WATCH ME KEEL THIS CUCUMBER
anjenue: saitou: ....ow. x_o
anjenue: kenken: I'LL GIVE YOU SEAFOOD, YOU PHILOWHORE BASTARD
anjenue: kenken: *makes out with squid*
anjenue: kenken: ew. sliiimy.
anjenue: director: kenken, you were just COVERED IN PAINT.
anjenue: kenken: ...oh. right. *goes back to snoggage*
anjenue: yes, kenken, it's an AWESOME idea to cook in boiling oil WHILE SHIRTLESS.
lelek: AHAHAHAHA
lelek: back, btw
anjenue: .....kenken actually served the same seafood plate that saitou just ate.
lelek: wow
anjenue: i wonder if he actually served it TO saitou.
lelek: with locusts in?
anjenue: hahahaha XD
anjenue: it's just tender loving care XD
lelek: of course
anjenue: kenken: *bounds out in water*
anjenue: water: *goes up over head*
anjenue: kenken: damn. too short.
anjenue: kenken: SAITOU!!!
lelek: *snerk*
anjenue: saitou: don't look at me. last time i was out that far, konii was carrying me out to drown.
anjenue: fangirls: WAAAAHHHH
anjenue: kenken: FINE. *rolls around in sand*
anjenue: saitou: that's better. more like my other movie.
anjenue: aiba: *stands off to side creepily and takes pictures*
anjenue: kenken: ..... *eats sand*
anjenue: director: CUT.
anjenue: the end.
lelek: that, anj, was beautiful
anjenue: *bows*
lelek: the paper airplane symbolism was one of the best, i think
anjenue: XDDDDD
anjenue: *watches cooking scene again*
lelek: japan comes up with some fucking weird shit
anjenue: yes. yes it does.
anjenue: *checks to see if that was in fact saitou that he served the food to*
lelek: hee
anjenue: because that would be really fucking funny.
lelek: it really would be
anjenue: omg it TOTALLY WAS.
lelek: ahahahahahahaha
anjenue: that would explain why he cracked up after placing his order
anjenue: saitou: kenken, DON'T YOU DARE SWEAT IN MY FOOD AGAIN.
anjenue: kenken: youkai! *takes off shirt*
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The proof of the KenKen/Saitou SEAFOOD LOVE CONNECTION:
I AM SORRY IF I SCARRED YOU FOR LIFE, IDOL DVD-LOVERS!