[smutty claus rec!]
Oh dear god, hahhahahah, I just read the funniest hetfic I have ever read in my life. Fantasies About Lily, Anonymous, James/Lily, Sirius/Lily, NC-17. This is seriously just...absolutely priceless. Sirius and James like to share stories of their sexual conquests, Lily is an absolute minx, and Remus has a monster cock. It's a perfect image of teenage bravado and sexual preoccupation, and James and Sirius are just so true to life (and you know how much I love them), and there's slashy overtones, and just. Yes. I'm still giggling my head off.