I'm not normally good at one-liners, but....

[aniyabel]

While I was in Florida, I was out to lunch with one of my dearest friends, Jessica.  We've been friends since we were freshmen in high school.  Needless to say, Jess knows me pretty well.  The following dialogue ensued:

Her:  Ugh, I'm so horrible.  I'm going to hell.
Me:  (without missing a beat)  Well, at least you'll know everybody there!
Her:  (moment of staring at me in disbelief before she bursts into laughter)