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oh man, I wrote this thing in 2007 for some LJ prompt meme for blueberryshero - ...who defriended me a few years ago - and I never posted it because it wasn't completely finished. At least, searching my computer turns out zero results, and likewise when searching ljArchive, but I might have dumped it elsewhere. ANYWAY.
parody of Mulan's "I'll Make a Man Out of You":
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Sith
Come, all humans, Wookiees
Gamoreans, and Bith
From the blazing sands of Tatooine
To the waters of Naboo
Somehow I'll
Make Jedi
Out of you
Tranquil as a Bantha
Full of strength within
If the Force is with you
You'll be sure to win
Don't be fooled by all
The Dark Side's lures
To the Light Side e'er be true
Somehow I'll
Make Jedi
Out of you
"Ain't never gonna lift this rock"
"All I sense is macaroni"
"Why don't our lightsabers come in black"
"There's a Corusca gem in my sock"
"All this Force stuff's just beyond me"
"You're all gonna fall to bits when they attack"
(be Jedi) We must be swift as a laser blaster
With all the strength of a Wookiee mad
With all the Force of a Jedi Master
WE WILL KILL THE BAD GUYS 'COS THEY'RE BAD
parody of Mulan's "I'll Make a Man Out of You":
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Sith
Come, all humans, Wookiees
Gamoreans, and Bith
From the blazing sands of Tatooine
To the waters of Naboo
Somehow I'll
Make Jedi
Out of you
Tranquil as a Bantha
Full of strength within
If the Force is with you
You'll be sure to win
Don't be fooled by all
The Dark Side's lures
To the Light Side e'er be true
Somehow I'll
Make Jedi
Out of you
"Ain't never gonna lift this rock"
"All I sense is macaroni"
"Why don't our lightsabers come in black"
"There's a Corusca gem in my sock"
"All this Force stuff's just beyond me"
"You're all gonna fall to bits when they attack"
(be Jedi) We must be swift as a laser blaster
With all the strength of a Wookiee mad
With all the Force of a Jedi Master
WE WILL KILL THE BAD GUYS 'COS THEY'RE BAD