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Mar 15, 2011 17:13

via starshipbadass:
Ask me about a pairing (or character) I have written (or haven't and you think I should write) and I will give you five facts about them or a ficlet or a song that is CLEARLY THEIR SONG or what they order from the Chinese place down the street, etc, etc.

i actually wasn't going to post this. but then logically_thyla requested Spock/Sylar, starshipbadass said: "I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HEROES", logically_thyla said: "SHAME ON YOU" and I promptly hijacked the prompt because I can.

1. Sylar is fascinated with Spock's brain, both the Star Trek episode and the actual thing. It is so... precise... an instrument of mathematical perfection... every metaphorical cog fitting in so neatly and rationally in clean, logical movement encapsulated in a single human/Vulcan brain.
Spock raises an eyebrow and politely queries as to why Sylar is staring at his head like that.

2. They go to the Chinese place down the street. Sylar orders noodles. It reminds him of brains, he says. Spock points out that this is illogical. Noodles cannot be used to think with, he says, and expresses his doubt that having noodles in one's head will be adequate for conscious thought. "It's the shape," Sylar growls in faint annoyance. Spock calmly states his observation that humans do not make sense. Sylar insults his ears. Spock raises an eyebrow.

3. Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" starts playing on the jukebox. Spock listens for a while, and then draws Sylar's attention to the lyrics. "I was born this way," he explains. "I cannot help the shape of my ears, and it is curious that you think I will be offended by you insulting something over which I evidently have no control."
Sylar glares at him but fails to come up with a sufficiently witty retort, and then their food arrives. Spock daintily picks up a pair of chopsticks to start his meal.

4. Sylar lightly runs a telekinetic touch over the pointy bit of Spock's left ear. Spock stops eating and looks at him. Sylar raises an eyebrow - it's almost becoming their secret language or something - then grins and goes back to his noodles.

5. Sylar is staring at him again. Spock tilts his head to one side. "Is something the matter?" he asks mildly.
"You're hot," Sylar states.
"Vulcans have a higher body temperature th-"
Sylar kisses him.

*

aand throw me any other pairings you've got. no promises. if I don't know the pairing I'd probably come up with crack. I'd probably come up with crack even if I do know the pairing.

memes, fandom, fanfic

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