Oh yea...
By the way, still broken up with the asshole. I was drunk last night and decided to call and leave him a voicemail letting him know we are OFFICIALLY and PERMANENTLY over. Then I called again today so I could say, "Hey, sorry about last night I was pretty drunk...I meant to say all that AND that while you were out fuckin that ugly bitch, and whoever else you were fuckin, I wasn't sittin home lookin stupid." I didn't tell him that TWO of the 3 ppl I cheated on him with were ppl he knew...hahaha.