Jan 15, 2007 19:04
Clumpy Pedro- an msn madlib.
Clumpy Pedro was a (duck), who had an eating disorder due to a (noisy) old woman who liked to bring bread crumbs soaked in (gasoline) to the pond. The other ducks did not like Clumpy at all because he was not able to (vomit) very well. Clumpy was sad and it did not help his situation at all. Clumpy was sad, because the duck of his dreams had (eaten) the card her had made for her. Clumpy decided to take a more bold approach and talk (cutely) to the noisy old woman who fed him gasoline soaked bread crumbs. Clumpy lazily swam up to the old woman and said, “Please maam, stop with the bread. My (pot) is getting so full, and I cannot digest that fast.”
“Oh I had no idea” said the old lady. She stopped and then produced a (magic fairy wand) and tapped him on the head. "Clumpy" she said, "clumpy you are now able to (kiss sloppily) so that (your easy girlfriend) will actually be………your girlfriend.
………well guess some stories aren’t meant to end…….this one shouldn’t even have started.