A conversation with my Chemistry tutor
This is a conversation I had with my Scotish tutor today during my lab:
MALCOLM: Aaron, why are you wearing that fancy shirt?
AARON: I don't know. I always dress this way?
MALCOLM: Do you have a hot date or something tonight?
AARON: No, unfortunately not. Sorry to disappoint you.
MALCOLM: What about those Sarah Lawrence girls? You ever have hot dates with them? I heard they are easy, aren't they?
AARON: Well...some of them, yeah....but some Sarah Lawrence girls are gross.
MALCOLM: Well, that's what beer is for.
I love him...haha. This is the professor who showed up hungover for our first conference.
(FYI, that comment I made about SLC girls doesn't apply to any SLC girls who may be reading this entry, so don't think I'm an asshole....you know it's true)
Oh, and an announcement. Malcolm recieved the SLC syllabus for Oranic Chemistry, and apparently, in the past 4 weeks of labs, I already completed everything on the SLC syllabus for the entire year. JESUS.
Tomorrow is my LAST LAB OF THE SEMESTER. HOLY SHIT. To quote Larry the Cable Guy, a man who should be our next president, "I'M HAPPIER THAN A RETARD AT THE CHUCKY CHEESE, I TELL YOU WHAT."
P.S. I'm actually really impressed with New Found Glory's new album; they aren't afraid to show that their music has matured beyond high school drama.
MALCOLM: Aaron, why are you wearing that fancy shirt?
AARON: I don't know. I always dress this way?
MALCOLM: Do you have a hot date or something tonight?
AARON: No, unfortunately not. Sorry to disappoint you.
MALCOLM: What about those Sarah Lawrence girls? You ever have hot dates with them? I heard they are easy, aren't they?
AARON: Well...some of them, yeah....but some Sarah Lawrence girls are gross.
MALCOLM: Well, that's what beer is for.
I love him...haha. This is the professor who showed up hungover for our first conference.
(FYI, that comment I made about SLC girls doesn't apply to any SLC girls who may be reading this entry, so don't think I'm an asshole....you know it's true)
Oh, and an announcement. Malcolm recieved the SLC syllabus for Oranic Chemistry, and apparently, in the past 4 weeks of labs, I already completed everything on the SLC syllabus for the entire year. JESUS.
Tomorrow is my LAST LAB OF THE SEMESTER. HOLY SHIT. To quote Larry the Cable Guy, a man who should be our next president, "I'M HAPPIER THAN A RETARD AT THE CHUCKY CHEESE, I TELL YOU WHAT."
P.S. I'm actually really impressed with New Found Glory's new album; they aren't afraid to show that their music has matured beyond high school drama.