I Sit Here Eating Assorted Olives
Third day! I must say that this is starting to look on the up and up. I've already got at least five people who have added me to their friends list. Aren't I Mr. Popular? Anywho, its already 2 and I haven't eaten any lunch yet... that probably attests to the fact that I am a skinny bastard. I am so lazy that I sometimes don't even feel like eating because of the effort involved to make myself a meal. All I have eaten sofar are a bunch of assorted olives that I got from the olive bar at Tops: Friendly Market. By the way, olives are the shit, but I'm not talking about those bland-ass canned olives. I am talking about those nice seasoned pickeled olives picked with the fat fingers of an Italian olive farmer. I am talking about the olives that are dipped in a garlic brine and served with the pits still hard. Now that's an olive!