[fic] meet me on omegle
Title: Meet Me on Omegle
Author/Artist: chromatic_coma @ animusia
Character(s)/Pairing(s): France/America (cameos from many, many nations)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Humor, Crack
Warning(s): Slightly awkward formatting, fail!cyber sex
Summary: De-anon from hetalia_kink: France manages to seduce America during a World Meeting, and he's not about to wait til it's over to claim his prize.
x-posted @ hetalia, a_moveablefeast
Meet Me On Omegle
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones is enjoying his freedom fries ;)
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland You bloody wanker, we’re in the middle of a conference!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Cool it old man, it’s not like anyone is presenting.
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams I was presenting! People couldn’t hear me over how loud you were chewing!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Uh… who are you, dude?
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy it looks as if L’Amerique has gained a few kilos. Perhaps it would do him well to cut back on les pommes frites?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Not that I ever expected to agree with you, frog, but just watching him eat is sickening.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I’m not fat! Wait, what’s a kilo?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones ► Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I can help you with this if you don’t know how it works :)
Alfred gave you a razor!
Less than a minute ago via Farmville.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ► Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Tell me, mon cher, has that rash gone away yet?
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams likes this.
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams If you’re talking about the heat wave and drought combo hitting Las Vegas, it hasn’t.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones “As we say in France, everything is better in the neighbor’s garden. To us, American women are very sexy. Seriously! You are the country of Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, and Victoria’s Secret! And I won’t mention the dozens of magnificent modern American actresses who make French women feel like chubby, awkward Bridget Joneses - even if we are sexier than the English.”
Oho?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Where the bloody hell did you find this?!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones http://www.datehookup.com/Thread-249052.htm
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland …Why are you looking at a dating site during a WORLD MEETING!!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams I’m just impressed he knows how to use quotation marks.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones @Iggy: You’re just mad because they said French chicks were hotter than British ones. Which they are. I MEAN, UH…
@ “Canada”: Who the fuck are you? No, really.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
Health Statistics -> Obesity
1. United States
2. Mexico
3. United Kingdom
4. Slovakia
5. Greece
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Fucking bastard.
Sadiq ‘The Ottoman’ Adnan I knew that cat-loving bastard had a moussaka problem!
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt Liek tis if ur payin moore attenshin 2 France & US’ fb war then Wests speeech
Tino ‘Finland’ Väinämöinen, Yao ‘China’ Wang, Heidi ‘Liechtenstein’ Zwingli, and 95 others like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones LAPPYTOPPY! YOU’VE COME BACK TO MEEEEEE!! ;A;
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams What, England gave it back already?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Nah. I stole it back from him while he was talking to his imaginary fairy friends. Sometimes I’m so glad he’s batshit insane :D
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland THEY ARE NOT IMAGINARY!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Whatever dude. Hey, isn’t that Scotland trying to steal the mic from Denmark?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland What are you talking abo- DAMMIT, SCOTLAND!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Be grateful he hasn’t poured TEA on your laptop.
One person likes this.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy “America is the only nation in history which, miraculously, has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.” - Georges Clemenceau
Lovino ‘South ITALY’ Vargas CAN’T A GUY FUCKING HARVEST HIS TOMATOES WITHOUT SEEING YOUR LOVER’S QUARREL ALL OVER HIS FRONT PAGE?!
10 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Wonders how many STDs France’s got. Judging by how dirty Paris is, I’d say a LOT.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland needs booze.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Where’d Uncle Scotty go?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Never speak of him again.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy 5 Euros says L’Amerique is a virgin.
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt 100 EUROS!
Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) Brother, you don’t have any Euros.
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt no, but u do!
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas ►Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) Ve, Germany, what’s an STD? Is that like candy? Candy makes litter which can make Paris dirty!
Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) N-No, Veneziano, it’s not candy…!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Come, Feli, let Big Brother Francis teach you all about it!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones AHA! PROOF!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones FRANCE IS HOT!! ;D
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Glad you’ve finally come to your senses, cher~
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones WHAT NO I DIDN’T WRITE THAT! SOMEONE FUCKING HACKED MY FACEBOOK!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams Being invisible is annoying, but sometimes it can be very useful.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones You’re the one who hacked my facebo- WAIT I KNOW WHO YOU! YOU’RE THE GUY WHO PUTS GRAVY AND CHEESE CURDS ON HIS FRIES. HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams It’s called poutine, and it’s delicious!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I call it “gross.” Thank George I’m nowhere near you; imagine you corrupted my people with your curds of cheese!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams Uh… you know we share the world’s longest undivided border, right?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones HAS BORDERS?! I thought I blocked all of those off ages ago!
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt NO 1 GIVES A FLUCK, GO BCK 2 UR UST WITH FRENCHY!
17 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Fuck you all.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I think I’ll take you up on that, Amerique. YIM?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Wait, did we just spend the last two hours flirting?!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ;)
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones ►Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas How can you tell if someone is flirting with you?!
Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) Feliciano is taking his siesta. Pay attention to Austria’s presentation.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Wait, so HE can sleep through it and I have to pay attention!? Wake him up, man, I need advice!!
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas V-Ve…? Something hit me! My siesta is ruined!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I need your help. How do you know if someone is flirting with you? And if… maybe you were flirting with them back?
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Hm… well, did they do or say stuff to you that would make you sad if someone else said it but since it was them you sort of liked it? Are they smiling at you lots and lots?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Uh, I don’t know man. Make it easier!
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Well, um… oh! Like the stuff you and big brother Francis were doing right now, that’s flirting!
34 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …Shit.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ►Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Je veux être avec toi.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …What’s that mean? You’d better not be posting lies on my wall!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I want to be with you :)
29 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones W-Why would you post that?!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Because it is true? Because you did not understand that I was trying to tell you this all along?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones And you thought saying it in FRENCH would help?!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …MSN. 5 minutes. Be there.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I cannot wait~
For the first time since the meeting ended, America minimized his Facebook window. Smiling a little as he was greeted with the wallpaper of none other than his devilishly handsome self, he signed on to MSN messenger with a bubble of excitement in his stomach.
America didn’t dare look up, at the man across the table who’d been throwing him wanton looks for the past while, but when France’s foot nudged his ever so gently, he unwillingly went pink to the tips of his ears.
The Hero has just signed on.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞ has just signed on.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Hello, mon cher~
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *strides into the room, tugging his tie off and pressing it into his pocket, undoing his shirt buttons*
The Hero: W-What are you doing?
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *raises an eyebrow, shirt falling open and hands moving to loosen your tie*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: What does it look like I’m doing?
The Hero: Uh…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *slides shirt off shoulders, allowing both shirts to fall to the floor in matching heaps*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Tell me, Amerique, have you done this before?
The Hero: O-Of course I have, I’m no virgin!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *tsks softly, laughing and easing you to sit on the edge of the bed, hands smoothing over your sculpted chest* Mm, not sex. I do not doubt that you’ve done that.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Especially not since I was your first ;)
The Hero: …
The Hero: W-What, then?!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Cyber sex, of course.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *leans in and nips at shell of ear*
The Hero: … O-Oh…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *presses kisses along jaw, fingers trailing down chest and slipping down pant hem*
The Hero: H-How stupid… T-This is so fake!
The Hero: …
The Hero: Where’d you go…?
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: My apologizes, I dropped my pen. Did you miss me?~ ;)
The Hero: N-No! And what do you need a pen for, anyways; you’re not taking any notes.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Maybe not about the presentation, but I am taking notes… *undoes belt, slipping it off and unhooking latch holding pants shut, tugging on the zipper slowly*
The Hero: On?! It looks like all you’re doing is getting up close and personal with Las Vegas…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Ah, yes, I did notice that you looked plenty… aroused. And I thought you weren’t into this?~
The Hero: I-I’m not!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: You’re not-so-little friend would beg to differ, Amerique. Tell me, do you like it when I do this?
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *eases pants down thighs, letting them drop to ankles, as a hand strokes the eager sex straining against the cotton boxers*
The Hero: …No.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Oh, now? Then, why are you palming your pants?
The Hero: I’m not!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: I can see you. I’m sitting across the table, mon coeur, not across the ocean. Though, if you would like to do this again someday, I wouldn’t mind.
The Hero: …
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: How about we make a deal? You continue to palm yourself, just like that, and I’ll treat you very, very well ;)
The Hero: C-Crazy pervert… f-fine! G-Go ahead…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *smiles, freeing Las Vegas from its prison* Oh look, Canada was wrong; the rash has faded!
The Hero: I never had a rash!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *chuckles, cupping the excited, wet sex and pressing the tip to lips*
The Hero: *…s-shudders*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *gives a soft smile, closing mouth over the tip and suckling softly*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: …Mon cher, was that a moan I just heard?
The Hero: No!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Did you just finish?
The Hero: N-No…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Then why did you just place your suit jacket over your lap?
The Hero: I… uh…
The Hero has just signed out.
America did not look up. He did not meet any of the many gazes he could feel peering at him, instead opening his Firefox browser and refreshing Facebook. Scrolling down, he couldn’t suppress the instinct that told him to find out what had been said about him while he was… preoccupied.
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry ...Have they really gone to do it? Oh, be still my heart!
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt ur weird.
3 people like this.
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry Time to place bets! Like this if you think America is topping ;)
Yao ‘China’ Wang, Sadiq ‘The Ottoman’ Adnan, Toris ‘Lithuania’ Laurinaitis and 17 others like this.
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry Like this if you think France is topping!
Jack ‘Australia’ Walker, Heracles ‘Greece’ Karpusi, Ivan ‘Russia’ Braginsky and 79 others like this.
Kiku ‘Japan’ Honda is accepting pre-orders for a France/America doujinshi. If you are interested, please send me a private message and we will work out your order details.
Sadiq ‘The Ottoman’ Adnan► Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones You’d better be topping, ya little shit, I’ve got almost 300 Lira riding on your topping!
Heracles ‘Greece’ Karpusi Obviously, you don’t know France.
16 people like this.
Sadiq ‘The Ottoman’ Adnan Funny enough I’d expect ya to root for the underdog, considering he’s got a lot in common with ya.
Gupta Muhammed ‘Egypt’ Hassan Interestingly enough, Greece tops.
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry …Egypt, I love you.
Gupta Muhammed ‘Egypt’ Hassan :)
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland W’ere t’ fuck did I go wr’ng wi’ h'?
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams Uh… are you typing in a slur, England? Are you cyber drunk?
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt hehe cybr drunk on cybr beeeeeer!!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams Uh… okay?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland G’t off m’ f’cebook! ‘m mo’rning!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams HOLY SHIT MY EYYYYYYYES!
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry WHAT IS IT?! :D?!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams I… uh… thinkLasVegashascomeouttoplay…
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt SHIT LIZ MY EARS!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams You can type properly?
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt … kno.
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Ve, why is Big Brother France on the floor?
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I dropped my pen ;)
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry FRANCE! What’s happening?!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Je suis desolé, mais c’est un secret ;D
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry You can trust me!
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry France…?
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry … Dammit, he’s gone.
Ivan ‘Russia’ Braginsky ►Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones You are not hiding anything by placing your jacket in your lap, da? We all know what you are intending to cover up.
America glowered at the screen, not bothering to reply to anything posted, and hitting the “remove” button and ducking to hide behind the screen of his laptop. The website refreshed, and a new post appeared at the top of America’s wall. He was already prepared to delete it, before noticing the seductive face in the profile picture.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ►Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I thoroughly enjoyed that, mon cher, and hope you will allow us to do it again? And… perhaps in private, next time?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones *smiles* I think... I’d like that.
End
A/N: A de-anon from the kink meme. I apologize if the facebook formatting was a bit confusing, and I would be happy to clear things up of necessary.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞ = "Let my kisses be the words of love that I don't say." I've found that people on MSN have the most fun display names, so I wanted to give him something very appropriately over the top.
300 Lira (Turkish currency) is approximately 150 Euros. It looks like Greece is using such things to get out of his debt ^^;
I hope you all enjoyed it. Since it's NaNoWriMo this month I'm putting my all into a 50,000+ word fanfiction, and so I won't have anything new for a while. Thank you all for reading ♥
Author/Artist: chromatic_coma @ animusia
Character(s)/Pairing(s): France/America (cameos from many, many nations)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Romance, Humor, Crack
Warning(s): Slightly awkward formatting, fail!cyber sex
Summary: De-anon from hetalia_kink: France manages to seduce America during a World Meeting, and he's not about to wait til it's over to claim his prize.
x-posted @ hetalia, a_moveablefeast
Meet Me On Omegle
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones is enjoying his freedom fries ;)
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland You bloody wanker, we’re in the middle of a conference!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Cool it old man, it’s not like anyone is presenting.
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams I was presenting! People couldn’t hear me over how loud you were chewing!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Uh… who are you, dude?
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy it looks as if L’Amerique has gained a few kilos. Perhaps it would do him well to cut back on les pommes frites?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Not that I ever expected to agree with you, frog, but just watching him eat is sickening.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I’m not fat! Wait, what’s a kilo?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones ► Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I can help you with this if you don’t know how it works :)
Alfred gave you a razor!
Less than a minute ago via Farmville.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ► Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Tell me, mon cher, has that rash gone away yet?
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams likes this.
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams If you’re talking about the heat wave and drought combo hitting Las Vegas, it hasn’t.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones “As we say in France, everything is better in the neighbor’s garden. To us, American women are very sexy. Seriously! You are the country of Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelly, and Victoria’s Secret! And I won’t mention the dozens of magnificent modern American actresses who make French women feel like chubby, awkward Bridget Joneses - even if we are sexier than the English.”
Oho?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Where the bloody hell did you find this?!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones http://www.datehookup.com/Thread-249052.htm
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland …Why are you looking at a dating site during a WORLD MEETING!!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams I’m just impressed he knows how to use quotation marks.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones @Iggy: You’re just mad because they said French chicks were hotter than British ones. Which they are. I MEAN, UH…
@ “Canada”: Who the fuck are you? No, really.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
Health Statistics -> Obesity
1. United States
2. Mexico
3. United Kingdom
4. Slovakia
5. Greece
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Fucking bastard.
Sadiq ‘The Ottoman’ Adnan I knew that cat-loving bastard had a moussaka problem!
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt Liek tis if ur payin moore attenshin 2 France & US’ fb war then Wests speeech
Tino ‘Finland’ Väinämöinen, Yao ‘China’ Wang, Heidi ‘Liechtenstein’ Zwingli, and 95 others like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones LAPPYTOPPY! YOU’VE COME BACK TO MEEEEEE!! ;A;
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams What, England gave it back already?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Nah. I stole it back from him while he was talking to his imaginary fairy friends. Sometimes I’m so glad he’s batshit insane :D
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland THEY ARE NOT IMAGINARY!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Whatever dude. Hey, isn’t that Scotland trying to steal the mic from Denmark?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland What are you talking abo- DAMMIT, SCOTLAND!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Be grateful he hasn’t poured TEA on your laptop.
One person likes this.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy “America is the only nation in history which, miraculously, has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.” - Georges Clemenceau
Lovino ‘South ITALY’ Vargas CAN’T A GUY FUCKING HARVEST HIS TOMATOES WITHOUT SEEING YOUR LOVER’S QUARREL ALL OVER HIS FRONT PAGE?!
10 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Wonders how many STDs France’s got. Judging by how dirty Paris is, I’d say a LOT.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland likes this.
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland needs booze.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Where’d Uncle Scotty go?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland Never speak of him again.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy 5 Euros says L’Amerique is a virgin.
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt 100 EUROS!
Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) Brother, you don’t have any Euros.
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt no, but u do!
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas ►Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) Ve, Germany, what’s an STD? Is that like candy? Candy makes litter which can make Paris dirty!
Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) N-No, Veneziano, it’s not candy…!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Come, Feli, let Big Brother Francis teach you all about it!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones AHA! PROOF!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones FRANCE IS HOT!! ;D
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Glad you’ve finally come to your senses, cher~
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones WHAT NO I DIDN’T WRITE THAT! SOMEONE FUCKING HACKED MY FACEBOOK!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams Being invisible is annoying, but sometimes it can be very useful.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones You’re the one who hacked my facebo- WAIT I KNOW WHO YOU! YOU’RE THE GUY WHO PUTS GRAVY AND CHEESE CURDS ON HIS FRIES. HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams It’s called poutine, and it’s delicious!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I call it “gross.” Thank George I’m nowhere near you; imagine you corrupted my people with your curds of cheese!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams Uh… you know we share the world’s longest undivided border, right?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones HAS BORDERS?! I thought I blocked all of those off ages ago!
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt NO 1 GIVES A FLUCK, GO BCK 2 UR UST WITH FRENCHY!
17 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Fuck you all.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I think I’ll take you up on that, Amerique. YIM?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Wait, did we just spend the last two hours flirting?!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ;)
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones ►Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas How can you tell if someone is flirting with you?!
Ludwig ‘Germany’ (Withheld) Feliciano is taking his siesta. Pay attention to Austria’s presentation.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Wait, so HE can sleep through it and I have to pay attention!? Wake him up, man, I need advice!!
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas V-Ve…? Something hit me! My siesta is ruined!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I need your help. How do you know if someone is flirting with you? And if… maybe you were flirting with them back?
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Hm… well, did they do or say stuff to you that would make you sad if someone else said it but since it was them you sort of liked it? Are they smiling at you lots and lots?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Uh, I don’t know man. Make it easier!
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Well, um… oh! Like the stuff you and big brother Francis were doing right now, that’s flirting!
34 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …Shit.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ►Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones Je veux être avec toi.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …What’s that mean? You’d better not be posting lies on my wall!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I want to be with you :)
29 people like this.
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones W-Why would you post that?!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Because it is true? Because you did not understand that I was trying to tell you this all along?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones And you thought saying it in FRENCH would help?!
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones …MSN. 5 minutes. Be there.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I cannot wait~
For the first time since the meeting ended, America minimized his Facebook window. Smiling a little as he was greeted with the wallpaper of none other than his devilishly handsome self, he signed on to MSN messenger with a bubble of excitement in his stomach.
America didn’t dare look up, at the man across the table who’d been throwing him wanton looks for the past while, but when France’s foot nudged his ever so gently, he unwillingly went pink to the tips of his ears.
The Hero has just signed on.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞ has just signed on.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Hello, mon cher~
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *strides into the room, tugging his tie off and pressing it into his pocket, undoing his shirt buttons*
The Hero: W-What are you doing?
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *raises an eyebrow, shirt falling open and hands moving to loosen your tie*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: What does it look like I’m doing?
The Hero: Uh…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *slides shirt off shoulders, allowing both shirts to fall to the floor in matching heaps*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Tell me, Amerique, have you done this before?
The Hero: O-Of course I have, I’m no virgin!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *tsks softly, laughing and easing you to sit on the edge of the bed, hands smoothing over your sculpted chest* Mm, not sex. I do not doubt that you’ve done that.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Especially not since I was your first ;)
The Hero: …
The Hero: W-What, then?!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Cyber sex, of course.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *leans in and nips at shell of ear*
The Hero: … O-Oh…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *presses kisses along jaw, fingers trailing down chest and slipping down pant hem*
The Hero: H-How stupid… T-This is so fake!
The Hero: …
The Hero: Where’d you go…?
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: My apologizes, I dropped my pen. Did you miss me?~ ;)
The Hero: N-No! And what do you need a pen for, anyways; you’re not taking any notes.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Maybe not about the presentation, but I am taking notes… *undoes belt, slipping it off and unhooking latch holding pants shut, tugging on the zipper slowly*
The Hero: On?! It looks like all you’re doing is getting up close and personal with Las Vegas…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Ah, yes, I did notice that you looked plenty… aroused. And I thought you weren’t into this?~
The Hero: I-I’m not!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: You’re not-so-little friend would beg to differ, Amerique. Tell me, do you like it when I do this?
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *eases pants down thighs, letting them drop to ankles, as a hand strokes the eager sex straining against the cotton boxers*
The Hero: …No.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Oh, now? Then, why are you palming your pants?
The Hero: I’m not!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: I can see you. I’m sitting across the table, mon coeur, not across the ocean. Though, if you would like to do this again someday, I wouldn’t mind.
The Hero: …
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: How about we make a deal? You continue to palm yourself, just like that, and I’ll treat you very, very well ;)
The Hero: C-Crazy pervert… f-fine! G-Go ahead…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *smiles, freeing Las Vegas from its prison* Oh look, Canada was wrong; the rash has faded!
The Hero: I never had a rash!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *chuckles, cupping the excited, wet sex and pressing the tip to lips*
The Hero: *…s-shudders*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: *gives a soft smile, closing mouth over the tip and suckling softly*
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: …Mon cher, was that a moan I just heard?
The Hero: No!
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Did you just finish?
The Hero: N-No…
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞: Then why did you just place your suit jacket over your lap?
The Hero: I… uh…
The Hero has just signed out.
America did not look up. He did not meet any of the many gazes he could feel peering at him, instead opening his Firefox browser and refreshing Facebook. Scrolling down, he couldn’t suppress the instinct that told him to find out what had been said about him while he was… preoccupied.
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry ...Have they really gone to do it? Oh, be still my heart!
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt ur weird.
3 people like this.
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry Time to place bets! Like this if you think America is topping ;)
Yao ‘China’ Wang, Sadiq ‘The Ottoman’ Adnan, Toris ‘Lithuania’ Laurinaitis and 17 others like this.
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry Like this if you think France is topping!
Jack ‘Australia’ Walker, Heracles ‘Greece’ Karpusi, Ivan ‘Russia’ Braginsky and 79 others like this.
Kiku ‘Japan’ Honda is accepting pre-orders for a France/America doujinshi. If you are interested, please send me a private message and we will work out your order details.
Sadiq ‘The Ottoman’ Adnan► Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones You’d better be topping, ya little shit, I’ve got almost 300 Lira riding on your topping!
Heracles ‘Greece’ Karpusi Obviously, you don’t know France.
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Sadiq ‘The Ottoman’ Adnan Funny enough I’d expect ya to root for the underdog, considering he’s got a lot in common with ya.
Gupta Muhammed ‘Egypt’ Hassan Interestingly enough, Greece tops.
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry …Egypt, I love you.
Gupta Muhammed ‘Egypt’ Hassan :)
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland W’ere t’ fuck did I go wr’ng wi’ h'?
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams Uh… are you typing in a slur, England? Are you cyber drunk?
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt hehe cybr drunk on cybr beeeeeer!!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams Uh… okay?
Arthur ‘England’ Kirkland G’t off m’ f’cebook! ‘m mo’rning!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams HOLY SHIT MY EYYYYYYYES!
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry WHAT IS IT?! :D?!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams I… uh… thinkLasVegashascomeouttoplay…
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt SHIT LIZ MY EARS!
Matthew ‘Canada’ Williams You can type properly?
Gilbert ‘THE AWESOME ONE WITH FIVE METERS OF PURE UNADULTERATED *****’ Beilschmidt … kno.
Feliciano ‘North Italy’ Vargas Ve, why is Big Brother France on the floor?
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy I dropped my pen ;)
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry FRANCE! What’s happening?!
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy Je suis desolé, mais c’est un secret ;D
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry You can trust me!
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry France…?
Elizaveta ‘Hungary’ Héderváry … Dammit, he’s gone.
Ivan ‘Russia’ Braginsky ►Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones You are not hiding anything by placing your jacket in your lap, da? We all know what you are intending to cover up.
America glowered at the screen, not bothering to reply to anything posted, and hitting the “remove” button and ducking to hide behind the screen of his laptop. The website refreshed, and a new post appeared at the top of America’s wall. He was already prepared to delete it, before noticing the seductive face in the profile picture.
Francis ‘Nation of L’amour’ Bonneyfoy ►Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones I thoroughly enjoyed that, mon cher, and hope you will allow us to do it again? And… perhaps in private, next time?
Alfred ‘America Fuck Yeah!’ Jones *smiles* I think... I’d like that.
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A/N: A de-anon from the kink meme. I apologize if the facebook formatting was a bit confusing, and I would be happy to clear things up of necessary.
❝Que mes baisers soient les mots d'amour que je ne te dis pas. ❞ = "Let my kisses be the words of love that I don't say." I've found that people on MSN have the most fun display names, so I wanted to give him something very appropriately over the top.
300 Lira (Turkish currency) is approximately 150 Euros. It looks like Greece is using such things to get out of his debt ^^;
I hope you all enjoyed it. Since it's NaNoWriMo this month I'm putting my all into a 50,000+ word fanfiction, and so I won't have anything new for a while. Thank you all for reading ♥