text: culprit in sight.

[animusfortuna]

To everyone who has any sparkling item, or text, I would like to acquire a fingerprint and a hair sample from all of you.

Immediately.

[[ooc: because you shouldn't do a prank on a detective. he'll incriminate you with evidence.

and yes, he knew that ai did it. he's just that upset on having his hat sparkling like edward cullen the sun right now.]]