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[creme_master]

[He seems a bit distracted as he settles down, seemingly confused. Then, with a startled sound he begins to mess with his hair. A series of muttered curses in French color his preening as he tries to plaster down stray hairs that do not exist, staring rather blankly after putting his hands down as if observing something. Hushed:] I look like a

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[misstates]

[She's more concerned with his inability to use technology than his gratuitous preening. Because it's not like she's overly concerned with her own appearance nope...]

Do you have computers in France?

[creme_master]

Oh. You.

I do not know, you insufferable brat. Do you have a social life outside of yours? [Because while France has computers, Francis is much too busy doing other things to be arsed, thank you very much.]

[misstates]

Hey, don't sound so happy to see me!!

Duh.

That's why I have more friends than you?

[creme_master]

More friends than me? What news channel have you been watching?

[Papa is still #1 in tourism. Not your ass.]

[misstates]

I have over a thousand friends on facebook.

You have, what, ten?

[Completely straight face.]

[creme_master]

You're going by Facebook? Chere, I'm going by cold, hard facts.

Your children flocked to me in the tens of thousands. If not more. I could hear them a mile away. [eye roll]

[misstates]

Excuse me? Facebook is cold hard facts!

[Conveniently ignoring everything else that France said.]

[creme_master]

[bastard smile]

You should stop pestering me and harvest your crops on Farmville.

[misstates]

Hah!

The joke's on you!

I already got some guy at the White House to do it for me so I don't have to bother!

[creme_master]

You're entrusting such an intimate job to one of your boss' employees?

[feigned gasp; blue eyes wide]

...Did my counterpart teach you nothing? Silly girl.

[misstates]

Whaaaaaat?

[creme_master]

You are hopeless.

[misstates]

Huh?

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[creme_master]

[Just...stares.]

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[creme_master]

...Exactly.

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[misstates]

[Pause.]