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guiltapalooza December 21 2011, 12:40:02 UTC
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What? You're not going to be testing anything. I don't know who you are, but you can't just kill people to see what happens!

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voice; highbloods December 22 2011, 05:27:54 UTC
If one does not know who the other motherfucker is, then isn't it all just the right thing to MOTHERFUCKING ASK?

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voice; guiltapalooza December 22 2011, 05:29:10 UTC
[Voice tight,] Fine. Who are you?

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voice; highbloods December 22 2011, 05:31:27 UTC
[chuckles softly.]

Now that was not even motherfucking difficult, was it? YOU MAY CALL ME THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD, and it's all in my motherfucking job description to be killing and culling. SO I SAY... why the fuck not?

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voice; guiltapalooza December 22 2011, 05:36:22 UTC
You're not going to because I won't let you. [Not amused by his laughter or cavalier attitude, at all-- her tone is strident and unmoving.] I'm not calling you a title like you're owed something, and you aren't killing anyone.

You're unemployed while you're here. You got that? Give it a try and see how far you get.

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Re: voice; highbloods December 22 2011, 05:59:00 UTC
[it escalates into a rumbling laugh]

You got no motherfucking choice when it all comes down to calling me something. IT'S EITHER THAT, OR YOU BEST BE AVOIDING ANY SORT OF MOTHERFUCKING INTERACTION WITH ME AT ALL.

OH, but see, being a Subjugglator ain't just all something one can just stop being, you know? Shit's just unheard of, motherfucker. The concept of unemployment is just not a thing that's at all existing in this motherfucking field. It's just something in your MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD.

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guiltapalooza December 22 2011, 06:16:50 UTC
You better get it out of your blood, because I think you'll find that I have plenty of choices. [Willow is weak to displays of ego for what she perceives as good purpose, and she pulls out the stops on this one.] I'm not grandstanding, here, I'm a witch and I am more than capable of taking you on if I need to.

I promise I've faced bigger and scarier. [After seeing Tara shot and killed in front of her-- seeing Buffy jump off of a tower to save the world-- seeing Xander stand there and let her hurt him so she wouldn't die feeling unloved? Yeah, Willow isn't afraid of anything anymore. Her friends and what might happen to them scare her so much worse than any villain at this point.]

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highbloods December 22 2011, 08:46:00 UTC
[Well, he's not afraid of her. She doesn't exactly sound like the Epitome of Intimidating when he hears her voice, but he's also not one for underestimating those he has little knowledge of. She could be similar to that Black Mage. Little, but holds fiery destructive powers in its hands.]

Threatening me, are we? HEH, IT DON'T MATTER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE ALL CAPABLE OF. I ain't gonna motherfucking stop just because of a little witch. I won't die unless there's some kind of cap on killings, so let's just see how that all motherfucking turns out, shall we?

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LMFAO threads. god what a typo. herpaderp guiltapalooza December 22 2011, 09:27:24 UTC
[That would be very accurate, GHB...]

I don't make threats, I make promises. I want to make sure you understand me. You kill one person for a reason that isn't self-defense, and I am going to be on you like a ton of bricks.

And I don't plan on killing you. Some of us don't need to be that uncreative. Are we clear? [Willow hopes to high hell that she's bluffing, because if it does get to that point she's scared she won't be able to come back from it, especially without Xander or Buffy. But she's not about to tell him that: if there's one thing she's learned from watching Buffy all this time, it's the value of a good menacing exchange with the enemy.]

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i saw that. i was all like girrrrl can't write B| hehehe highbloods December 23 2011, 05:23:17 UTC
[Blarghhh the way she talks down to him like he's the wriggler pisses him off!!!! But he manages to keep his cool, sort of. His voice remains low, forced through gritted teeth.]

Too late, motherfucker. Best be all trying out that motherfucking brick impression of yours, because shit's old news.

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wow fine then. this thread is OVER. guiltapalooza December 24 2011, 06:17:46 UTC
Then I guess we'll see what happens, because I'm not backing down.

It's Willow, by the way. Since you never asked me my name.

[And then there's the click of her hanging up / signing off, because what is the point in talking to him anymore? He's clearly not going to budge. Plus, it satisfies her petty urges to get the last word.]

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hahahahahjshds highbloods December 24 2011, 23:53:56 UTC
[yeaaah he prefers getting the last word too, but oh well. :|a he's a little furious, but also a bit intrigued. so many courageous beings living in this tower!]

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