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[straightupzorra]

[A very pissed off Latina girl, wearing the catsuit provided to her, is gracing your screen for the first time! Have I mentioned she's not very happy with the current situation?]

Look, I don't know whose bright idea it was to kidnap me, but you grabbed the wrong girl. [she waves one hand around] I am from Lima Heights Adjacent, you know what goes on

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[Voice]

[skywarddream]

I don't know who brought all of us here, but we haven't been able to get the collars off. Not yet.

[straightupzorra]

[she scoffs] They're not gonna like, hide the key in some sick place and make us go get it right. I don't play that way.

[skywarddream]

I don't think so. This is more serious than that.

[straightupzorra]

Then how do you think this goes?

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[lucidmutant]

[Oh hi, Santana. Your screen is graced with a scary green monster-man.]

I am afraid we are all stuck with the collars for the time being. To my knowledge, they have nothing to do with... procreation. [Something he is rather thankful for.] Regretfully, I must inform you that we are stuck here.

[straightupzorra]

[she leans in closer to get a look at him] The hell happened to you?

[lucidmutant]

Science.

[Well, it's true, even if it's terribly vague.]

[straightupzorra]

Some of the ugliest science I've seen. Do you like, scare children wherever you go?

[pineandmaple]

Unfortunately, threats don't convince them of anything. They tend to ignore us.

[straightupzorra]

Well they best be listening to me.

[pineandmaple]

I wish you the best of luck with it.

[straightupzorra]

What? Do you not believe that I could make some changes around here?

[knightofmind]

[Hay gurl, have a troll.]

...I don't think the collars are for that, really. And...I don't think...complaining works, either.

[straightupzorra]

Did Halloween come early or something? What are you supposed to be?

[knightofmind]

...I'm not sure what...Halloween, is. Not really... But, I'm a troll.

[straightupzorra]

Okay, Halloween is a holiday where nerds dress up like things like you, and I don't recall asking how you spend your time on the internet.

[weirderscience]

[Mao is totally baffled by this entire transmission.]

[So he acts like a jerkass to hide it.]

What makes you so special?

[straightupzorra]

[She smiles smugly at him and sits back, crossing her arms]

What doesn't make me special?

[weirderscience]

You're a human! How much more un-special does it get?!

[straightupzorra]

What the hell are you talking about, of course I'm human.