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Title: The savior
Author: ayanetta
Name: Ayanetta Rectiama starbeatlle, called Netta
Species: 7th Animorph
Hair: N/A
Eyes: N/A
Canon Connections: Falls in on Tobias and Rachel
Special Abilities: Can morph without the cube, was fortold from brith that she would join the Animorphs, is dumb enough to stay in morph and flying until the last possible second and demorph in air, is 'sooo pretty' that Tobias forgets about Rachel, spells all 'ph's as 'f'
Origin: Fell out of the sky
Notes: This...this...I...WHY? I can't even MST this thing, it's so bad. Now, the author admits (I think?) that English isn't her first language, but then she yells at people for suggesting she get a beta. So any leniency I was going to give her for the atrocious spelling and grammar and everything else is out the window.
Here, my dears, is the entire first (and only) chapter.
Excerpts:
One day tobias and rachel be out in a wood near the place were tobias rested at night and they talk and it be romantic and all that stuff. But sudenly a gril fall from sky and she be sooo pretty so tobias forget all rachel and say “what happen?” and the girl say “i be flying and then it was near 2 hours so i must demorf and i not have time to land so i just demorf a bit over the earth and i broke my leg so i have to morf so it be healed” “ok said tobias” said tobias. “but were learn you morfing” “i was born a animorf” “you mean your born with morfing abiltys?” “no i was born be one of you its a propesy” “ok this is rachel shes also a animorph” “hi what be ur name?” “iam Ayanetta Rectiama starbeatlle” “that be prety name” “you can call me Netta” “iam Tobias” “i know”
But it's her 'author notes' and profile that really kill me.
You are being flamed because (see X):
X Bad grammar
X Bad spelling
X Bad syntax
X_ Jargon
X Crappy OOCness
_ Bad slash
_ Bad het
X Mary-sue
X Canon rape
_ No formatting
X No plot
_ Lack of English knowledge
_ Fangirl Japanese
_ Fangirl seks
_ Fangirl appearances
X Humour that’s not funny
X Clichés out the wazoo
X Self-insertion
_ Improbable character relationships
X Disturbing events
X Disregard to canon
X Shallow OCs
X Shallow Canons
X Overly describing clothing but no description of scenery
_ Overly describing scenery
X Adjective diarrhoea
_ Possible Use of vibrator while typing
_ MPREG
X other (please describe) Not even laughably bad.
X MST ed
Still: keep on writing. Your spelling is more fun to read than most fanfics.
Author: ayanetta
Name: Ayanetta Rectiama starbeatlle, called Netta
Species: 7th Animorph
Hair: N/A
Eyes: N/A
Canon Connections: Falls in on Tobias and Rachel
Special Abilities: Can morph without the cube, was fortold from brith that she would join the Animorphs, is dumb enough to stay in morph and flying until the last possible second and demorph in air, is 'sooo pretty' that Tobias forgets about Rachel, spells all 'ph's as 'f'
Origin: Fell out of the sky
Notes: This...this...I...WHY? I can't even MST this thing, it's so bad. Now, the author admits (I think?) that English isn't her first language, but then she yells at people for suggesting she get a beta. So any leniency I was going to give her for the atrocious spelling and grammar and everything else is out the window.
Here, my dears, is the entire first (and only) chapter.
Excerpts:
One day tobias and rachel be out in a wood near the place were tobias rested at night and they talk and it be romantic and all that stuff. But sudenly a gril fall from sky and she be sooo pretty so tobias forget all rachel and say “what happen?” and the girl say “i be flying and then it was near 2 hours so i must demorf and i not have time to land so i just demorf a bit over the earth and i broke my leg so i have to morf so it be healed” “ok said tobias” said tobias. “but were learn you morfing” “i was born a animorf” “you mean your born with morfing abiltys?” “no i was born be one of you its a propesy” “ok this is rachel shes also a animorph” “hi what be ur name?” “iam Ayanetta Rectiama starbeatlle” “that be prety name” “you can call me Netta” “iam Tobias” “i know”
But it's her 'author notes' and profile that really kill me.
You are being flamed because (see X):
X Bad grammar
X Bad spelling
X Bad syntax
X_ Jargon
X Crappy OOCness
_ Bad slash
_ Bad het
X Mary-sue
X Canon rape
_ No formatting
X No plot
_ Lack of English knowledge
_ Fangirl Japanese
_ Fangirl seks
_ Fangirl appearances
X Humour that’s not funny
X Clichés out the wazoo
X Self-insertion
_ Improbable character relationships
X Disturbing events
X Disregard to canon
X Shallow OCs
X Shallow Canons
X Overly describing clothing but no description of scenery
_ Overly describing scenery
X Adjective diarrhoea
_ Possible Use of vibrator while typing
_ MPREG
X other (please describe) Not even laughably bad.
X MST ed
Still: keep on writing. Your spelling is more fun to read than most fanfics.