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Has anyone noticed an anonymous reviewer (calling themselves Dragon) going around FFN pissing people off? I have. Here are two of his/her reviews to Birdie num num's (vikinglady)story "To Love Again."
NO! STOP! U'RE MAKIN ME CRY!
I luv Ax 2. AND Tobias(my fav char) An Elfangor.
GET THAT FUCKIN ONE OUITA AX'S HEAD!
I NO his bloody sacrifice. Him 4 the souls.
FUCK!
PLEASE. Bring Elfangor Rachel(other fav)BACK 2 BLOODY LIFE!
AN NO BLOODY LANI TOBIAS!
and another:
You bloody bird-brained FOOL!
HOW cud u?! HOW?! RACHEL AN TOBIAS! L'ANI! HOW?
O.K. Calm down. I'm jus freaked out. I love romance. I love this story. I DO NOT like change.
Lord, this is weird. I dont no this...well...
Rachel...
"I want you to be happy, Tobias. I love You and i want you to be happy. I wont be angry if you go for L'Ani. I'd be a selfish bitch if i did. I know you love her, and i'm happy. I'm happy.
I love you Tobias."
Oops. Sorry. Rachel's thots. You CUD add this 2 the story. Just remember 2 give me the credit.
P.S:Andalites have two hearts.
And I replied with:
Hello, Dragon.
Do you realise that fanfiction writers are people? Do you understand that they have thoughts and feelings?
If you actually had an FFN account, maybe you would. But you don't. You just post these irritating, inane, opinionated reviews about how you think the story should go.
Guess what.
We don't care.
Fanfic writers live for reviews. But your stupid comments are not reviews by anyone's standards. You can't spell, you obviously have problems with the "Caps Lock" key, (and yes, this is Wraithlord42, the ORIGINAL "bloody Caps Lock. . .") and to be honest, if you think that someone will respond to "GET THAT FUCKIN ONE OUITA AX'S HEAD!" you have psychological problems.
You're not Baranth, who massively irritates me. You don't seem to be intelligent enough. Please, Dragon, if you want people to change their stories, try writing a real review, with constructive criticism, friendly suggestions, and all of the other things that make up a balanced critique - all of which seem to be alien concepts to you.
Birdie, ignore this prick until he can be bothered to raise his spelling and awareness above that of George W. Bush.
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