THEY WEREN'T EVEN RELATED. I seriously have thoughts about Zhao Yun being gay for Zhuge Liang. Or maybe even MA CHAO *gasp*. Because he REALLY DIDN'T SEEMED INTERESTED IN WOMEN. AT ALL =3
LOL. ZHOU YU IS THE UM... 'MANLIEST' OF THEM ALL OBVIOUSLY |Db Except he's really not that pretty in this series. Zhuge Liang is prettier than him for crying out loud D=
;A; THEY SHARED A NAME. ZHAO YUN GETS EASILY CONFUSED, OKAY.
Ahahdjwe. I think Zhuge Liang was gay for him. In the books, Zhuge Liang makes everyone sign contracts that if they fail, he gets to take their head except Zhao Yun and then historically, after Liu Bei is dead, Zhao Yun is given a small troop and told be the diversion but like, was so outnumbered he was forced to retreat in order to save his troops/supplies/weaponry. Zhuge Liang offered to promote/reward him for a job well done but Zhao Yun was like, 'well, I technically lost :/ I'll take a demotion.'
POOR ZHOU YU. HE SHOULD REALLY BE THE PRETTIEST ELF IN THE FOREST. :/ HOW UNFAIR. I though this Zhao Yun was cuuuute for jailbait >___>;;
YOU SHOULLLLDDD. kongming.net has the e-texts up for freee. 8D The translations are at times hilarious, but the sidenotes are really useful and I think any translation will be hilarious. XD Because the original text is hilarious.
... HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT FROM HIS PROFILE PICTURE. XD
IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ZHAO YUN... I mean. XDDDD I FEEL FOR ZHOU YU'S ACTORS. NO ONE CAN BE AS PRETTY AS HE WAS HISTORICALLY. =3
I have read a bit of them! Mostly everything to do with Sun Ce and Taishi Ci. And maybe that Zhuge Liang sitting on top of the castle playing his qin and scaring the shit out of Sima Yi's 10000000 crack troops. |Db
AH, I need to read Zhuge Liang messing with Sima Yi's head. XD I stopped after Guan Yu died, I think, before the epic cat&mouse chase all over China.
ZHOU YU, INTERNATIONAL MALE MODEL ;Dbb RICH, POWERFUL, AND GOOD LOOKING. (and then, eventually, frustrated to death by a country bumpkin jkkjkjawe XD XD)
YOU NEED TO READ IT. IT'S FABULOUS. BECAUSE SIMA YI IS ALL LIKE 'STOP! LISTEN TO THAT MUSIC!!' and his son is like 'Um. Dad, can we just INVADE NOW?' to which Sima Yi replies 'NO! ZHUGE LIANG IS UP TO SOMETHING. I CAN FEEL IT!!1!' and makes his troops retreat a safe distance because he thinks ZHUGE LIANG HAS SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE BECAUSE HE NEVER CONS.
In reality. Zhuggers had like... 5000 troops to Sima Yi's ten billion or whatever~ \o/
FIND ME AN ACTOR WHO CAN OUT PRETTY KANESHIRO =3 IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. ESPECIALLY ON MAINLAND XDD; JO. YOU SHOULD/COULD DO IT \o/ We can make our own series~ |Db
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ALSO, BABY GETS TOSSED AROUND A LOT. XD;; AND THIS IS WHY HE'S STUPID.
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So like, now you're not blaming LIU BEI for making his son stupid? You're blaming golden boy? =DD
Zhao Yun's face is shiny. Like... LITERALLY SHINING. WITH YOUTH AND INNOCENCE AND ALL THAT JAZZ.
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KJKJJKWE. GOLDEN BOY SAVED BABY'S LIFE BUT KINDA ROLLED ON HIM A FEW TIMES, AHAHAKJKJWE. YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO SHAKE CHILDREN.
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ZHAO YUN IS A BACHELOR. POOR THING DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW CHILDREN ARE MADE. LET ALONE HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ONE |Dbbbb
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kjjkwe NO ONE OUT-PONCY'S ZHOU YU IN HIS ELF BOOTS.
CRY, IF ONLY THE WORLD WOULD STOP TRYING TO INVOLVE HIM IN INCESTFUL RELATIONSHIPS, ZHAO YUN WOULD GET MARRIED!!
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LOL. ZHOU YU IS THE UM... 'MANLIEST' OF THEM ALL OBVIOUSLY |Db Except he's really not that pretty in this series. Zhuge Liang is prettier than him for crying out loud D=
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Ahahdjwe. I think Zhuge Liang was gay for him. In the books, Zhuge Liang makes everyone sign contracts that if they fail, he gets to take their head except Zhao Yun and then historically, after Liu Bei is dead, Zhao Yun is given a small troop and told be the diversion but like, was so outnumbered he was forced to retreat in order to save his troops/supplies/weaponry. Zhuge Liang offered to promote/reward him for a job well done but Zhao Yun was like, 'well, I technically lost :/ I'll take a demotion.'
POOR ZHOU YU. HE SHOULD REALLY BE THE PRETTIEST ELF IN THE FOREST. :/ HOW UNFAIR. I though this Zhao Yun was cuuuute for jailbait >___>;;
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Ah. Would make sense. Zhuge Liang likes them pretty and stupid. =3 I NEVER GOT TO READ THE BOOKS. I MUST RECTIFY THIS SOMETIME. xDDD
You should go check out their drama wikis. ZHUGE LIANG. ZHAO YUN. ZHOU YU. I FLAIL AT HOW PRETTY ZHUGE LIANG IS OUT OF COSTUME *_______________*
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YOU SHOULLLLDDD. kongming.net has the e-texts up for freee. 8D The translations are at times hilarious, but the sidenotes are really useful and I think any translation will be hilarious. XD Because the original text is hilarious.
... HE NEEDS A HAIRCUT FROM HIS PROFILE PICTURE. XD
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I have read a bit of them! Mostly everything to do with Sun Ce and Taishi Ci. And maybe that Zhuge Liang sitting on top of the castle playing his qin and scaring the shit out of Sima Yi's 10000000 crack troops. |Db
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ZHOU YU, INTERNATIONAL MALE MODEL ;Dbb RICH, POWERFUL, AND GOOD LOOKING. (and then, eventually, frustrated to death by a country bumpkin jkkjkjawe XD XD)
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In reality. Zhuggers had like... 5000 troops to Sima Yi's ten billion or whatever~ \o/
FAIL SIMA YI. FAIL.
I THINK YOU NEED TO WRITE THAT AU~ \o/
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