Well, my second car has bit the dust and been hauled off to the salvage yard. At least I got a better deal on this car, since the engine still worked. So some random dudes came by today with a flatbed and paid me $600 for my 1999 Olds 88. It had ~183,000 miles on it, so I feel it lived a respectable life.
Other than the undercarriage completely rusting out, the only rust on the body is that bit on the gas cover. O_o