Dinering.
Omg, i haven't laughed this hard over stupid shit in so long. i'll be listing weird things.
"If you were a hat, I'd wear you."
"SAVE THE WILDS! Fuck you." ((X3 we were playing crazy eights..and Becky was telling me how to play.))
"PENISPENISPENIS" (....i dunno. we overheard that shit.)
"That baby was goin to TOWN on his momma's nipple" (...i shit you not. more overheard things.)
"CRAP! I've only got five minutes to get from Tubesteak to Wang!" (lol. this was all Becky and Spike. there was a hazmat alert in Schmucker this afternoon, and finally got cleared up. The conversation thought-train got derailed about the building's name, and they thought it would be HILARIOUS if all West Chester University builings were named for penis names. omfg.)
"Didja at least put down cardboard?" (...uh. the women's room is flush against the wall spike was up against, so he could hear banging that sounded, as he said, like someone breakdancing. Becky was the only one we knew to be in there, so that's what Spike asked her as she came back.)
this was of course, all followed up with bits and pieces of quotage from Boondock Saints, where it was agreed that Willem Dafoe is HILARIOUS as a gay invesigator with a surly attitude.
all in all, good food burned off my laughing WAY too hard about weird shit we over hear. also, OMG Daily Cath(CATHETER.) kit. found. in. the. women's. bathroom. trash. WTF. O_o
"If you were a hat, I'd wear you."
"SAVE THE WILDS! Fuck you." ((X3 we were playing crazy eights..and Becky was telling me how to play.))
"PENISPENISPENIS" (....i dunno. we overheard that shit.)
"That baby was goin to TOWN on his momma's nipple" (...i shit you not. more overheard things.)
"CRAP! I've only got five minutes to get from Tubesteak to Wang!" (lol. this was all Becky and Spike. there was a hazmat alert in Schmucker this afternoon, and finally got cleared up. The conversation thought-train got derailed about the building's name, and they thought it would be HILARIOUS if all West Chester University builings were named for penis names. omfg.)
"Didja at least put down cardboard?" (...uh. the women's room is flush against the wall spike was up against, so he could hear banging that sounded, as he said, like someone breakdancing. Becky was the only one we knew to be in there, so that's what Spike asked her as she came back.)
this was of course, all followed up with bits and pieces of quotage from Boondock Saints, where it was agreed that Willem Dafoe is HILARIOUS as a gay invesigator with a surly attitude.
all in all, good food burned off my laughing WAY too hard about weird shit we over hear. also, OMG Daily Cath(CATHETER.) kit. found. in. the. women's. bathroom. trash. WTF. O_o