Sep 20, 2007 21:50
I know I shouldn't do this... I know I REALLY shouldn't be doing this but... come on... I haven't done a character quiz in SO long now, I couldn't resist! -procrasniates on finals- >_> I'm so terrible. Dx
1- Amber [Flygon Morph]
2- Cuddles [One eared Mightyena]
3- Boomer [Hyperactive Mightyena]
4- Sparky [Electric Gym Leader]
5- Ty [Mechanic]
6- Kyle [10-years-old Mechanic]
7- Andy [Pokemon Rescuer Leader]
8- Alex [Mewtwo Morph]
9- Rex [Charizard Morph]
10- Jet [Cyborg Feraligator Morph]
11- Derek [LugiaxEspeon Morph]
12- Tori [Furret Morph]
1. Who would make a better couple, 4 [Sparky] and 5 [Ty] or 2 [Cuddles] and 11 [Derek]?
...lmfao.
Ohhhh, Sparky... Hittin' on your mechanic now? Ahaha, gay love. 8>
Sparky: Dx! Me and Ty are just friends, JUST FRIENDS. You sicko. >_<
SURE. YOU KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.
Sparky: -MAIMS-
2. 6 [Kyle] and 12 [Tori] are marooned on an inhospitable desert island with no food or water, only a single-shot pistol. Who gets shot?
Holy crap... that seems a little too violent for the poor kid. xD I don't think anybody would get shot; probably starve to death but that's highly unlikely as his big brother would come to Kyle's rescue. 8>
3. Would 9 [Rex] cheat off of 3’s [Boomer] test?
Sure... If he wanna fail. xD
4. 1 [Amber] and 7 [Andy] duel. What is it over, and who wins?
Ohhh snaaaaap, don't kill Andy, Amber! xD
Amber: -_-' Gtfo.
But yeah, even though Andy's pretty awesome with weapons, he really doesn't stand a chance against Amber. xD;
5. Walking home late at night, 2 [Cuddles] realizes 8 [Alex] is following him/her ominously. What do they do?
...This... would make a lot more sense if it was the other way around but uhm... uhhh...
Cuddles: ... o_o ... O_O .... Hello?
Alex: Puppy? 'A'
I DON'T KNOW! Dx -flails-
6. What might an accurate fortune cookie predict of 6’s [Kyle] future?
"Always be true to yourself."
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Or maybe even...
"Whatever you do, don't play with your brother's oil. It's messy."
...
:D
7. What would 10 [Jet] be voted in the yearbooks “Most Likely To:” section?
Probably the 'Most Likely To Kick Your Ass' section. '_'
8. How long does 1 [Amber] last in boot camp?
Uhhh, even though she's emo as hell and suffered through a lot, I think she can last a long time..... I THINK but she'll be pretty dang broken when she's done. xD
9. After a rough week, 4 [Sparky] goes to the spa and gets the works. 7 [Andy] walks in and sees 4 [Sparky] all mud-and-cucumbered-up. What does 4 [Sparky] do?
Sparky: ... o_o .... O__O;;; Uhhh... this isn't what it looks like. >_____________________________>;;;;
Andy: .... -quietly closes the door-
10. What is the first chapter of 9’s [Rex] autobiography titled?
'How to be Sexy.'
.... I don't expect the book to be best seller either. xD;
11. 11 [Derek] knocks 8 [Alex] out of the way of a car and is hit and killed. Does 8 [Alex] go to the funeral, or just send flowers? What do they do at the funeral/ what kind of flowers?
Awwww... D: YOU'RE SUCH A HERO, DEREK! .... EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD'VE USED YOUR PSYCHIC POWERS TO SAVE HIM??
Butanyway, IF there ever was a funeral for Derek [that sounded mean but painfully true. xD], Alex probably would go to the funeral but wouldn't stay around. Probably just hangs in the back room in a corner and be an emo boy. ;A;
12. What celebrity would 12 [Tori] adore?
Uhh... I don't pay attention to celebrities anymore. Dx IMSORRY.
13. 3 [Boomer] pranks 5’s [Ty] house. What do they do?
Boomer: Look at what I did. c: ... LOOK!! -POINTS!- I hangs some bacon from your tree. 8>
Ty: ...You did WHAT?!
14. 10 [Jet] and 2 [Cuddles] are trapped in an elevator for 2 hours. What do they do?
They probably sit on the either side of the elevator, Jet'll probably being all 'stay the fuck away from me. D:<' while Cuddles just... sits there?
THIS IS NO HAPPY TIME, I'M AFRAID.
15. Would 6 [Kyle] rather go on an all-day shopping spree with 8 [Alex] or 4 [Sparky]?
Sparky... DuuUuuUuUuUHhhhhh.
16. 1 [Amber] and 9 [Rex] team up to storm the Dark Lord’s citadel. A mysterious stranger, 6 [Kyle], enters with 11 [Derek] trussed up in a sack. 12 [Tori] jumps out of a hidden doorway and attacks 3 [Boomer] because they think that 3 [Boomer] is actually 5 [Ty] in disguise. What does 4 [Sparky] do after they are knocked over by 6 [Kyle] dropping 11 [Derek] on their foot as they spot 1 [Amber] and 9 [Rex] sneaking through the gate?
....What the hell? xDD Uhhh, I'm pretty sure Sparky'll just stand around since Kyle is no way big enough to knock Sparky down and stare at Derek, wondering how the hell Kyle find the older man and then freak out when he spots Amber and Rex sneaking by, being all 'WHAT YOU THINK YOU DOIN' WITH AMBER?! D8<' and lol, this is a long run-on sentence. 8>
FOR YOUR VEIWING PLEASURES.... BLOOPERS!
Take 1~
Sparky: And I'm just standing in the middle of Dark Lord's castle, wondering how and why I'm doing here when I could be doing something better. I mean... seriously.
Take 2~
Tori: -jumps out of the hidden doorway- JKFWEJFQWJ!?112?1 I KEEL U
Boomer: -High pitch squeak- IT'S THE DUST BUNNIEEEEE! FLEE MY ROCKS, FLEE!
Rocks: ... -DOES NOTHING-
Tori: -trips over them-
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Boomer: My rocks! D:
Take 3~
Amber: You... I don't even LIKE you so just get the hell away from me.
Rex: Aw, but we have to work together... -SLIDES UP NEXT TO HER, puts arm around her waist- ...If you know what I mean.... -Sugguestive eyebrow wriggle-
Amber: .... -_-
-MOMENTS LATER-
Rex: -Is a broken pile of flesh and bones- ow... she's a fiesty one.
Take 4~
Kyle: I'M SUPERMAN! -picks up Derek and flies away-
Take 5~
Boomer: lol bacon! -takes off his head to reveal Ty inside a fursuit- Whew, this disguise is hot. Why I'm even wearing this is beyond me but hey, I'm getting paid to do this.
Take 6~
Derek: -is all trussed up in the sack- ...what did I do to deserve this...? ;;
Take 7~
Rex: -sneaking in with Amber- I'm going to get her laaaaaaid.
-SHOT-
17. 5 [Ty] and 12 [Tori] are lost in a mall together, what happens?
Ty: Let's find a map because quite frankly, I don't know where I am...
Tori: -is off taking random pictures-
Ty: ....or not.
18. What would 3 [Boomer] do with a cell phone?
Call people from China and tell them how much he loves them.
...
NO SRSLY.
19. 8 [Alex] sees a maiden in distress, what do they do?
He'd probably saves her with the use of his awesome psychic powers. 8> JUST BECAUSE.
20. A dragon carries 7 [Andy] off, what does 8 [Alex] do?
Andy: O_O! oh shi-
Once again, Alex uses his telaport abilities to save him. xD; You've been quite of a hero lately, Alex.
21. 2 [Cuddles] enters a watermelon in the state faire; 5 [Ty] comes with the blue ribbon for 2’s watermelon, what does 2 do?
How Cuddles grew a watermelon or why he even bother to... is just beyond me but I guess he'd be surprised and pleased at the same time?
Cuddles: I'm a dog and I just won a watermelon contest, yeah, that's quite of an accomplishment. >_>;
22. 6 [Kyle] has invited 8 [Alex] over for dinner, what does s/he make for them?
Kyle can't cook... xD But he might fix Alex some cereal? >_>
Kyle: Look! I poured you some cereal and milk! :D :D :D
Alex: ... thank you.
23. What actors would you chose to play 5 [Ty] and 10 [Jet] in a romantic comedy with 5 being already involved in some way with 3 [Boomer]?
..... This... killed me. What's this now, Ty? MOAR GAY SEX? xDDDD
Ty: Stfu and gfto. DDDDx
It wouldn't be a comedy, it'd be angst feast but then again, anything with Boomer is comedy! :D
24. 4 [Sparky] and 3 [Boomer] are shipwrecked and escape in a boat. The only thing that they have with them is a sharp knife. What happens?
Boomer: NINTY NINE BACON ON THE FLOOR, I CAME BY AND EATED ONE. NOW THERE'S NINTY EIGHT BACON ON THE FLOOR!
Sparky: Why in God's name did I get you for Amber? -Holds the knife to his head-
Boomer: I CAME BY AND EATED ONE, SO NOW THERE'S NINTY SEVEN BACON ON THE FLOOR! Oh look, your brain's leaking Sparky. 8>
AND THAT BE THE END. .... And no, Sparky's not suidical. xD; JUST FAILED ATTEMPT AT COMEDY.
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-headdesks-