In a way... that kinda sucked...
I went out with Myra and Chibinasu (who, incidently, hates being called Chibinasu, but it's gotten to the point Myra's almost forgotten his REAL name, and I KNOW my mom has... >_>;; does this make me a bad person? Do I care?) and we went to a bar.
Man... the nachos were very yum, and we (Myra and I, because Chibinasu DOESN'T drink, but it ALL makes sense because I has a moon in PISCES... I won't go there) got drunk rather quickly.
Then, all these WOMEN in SERIOUSLY bad outfits came in. They all LOOKED the same, and the ones who looked DIFFERENT, still lacked style.
WTF?
There was just one woman with clothes worth talking about, and I'm PRETTY sure she probably got her bebe shirt at an exchange store, because there was NO way with those shoes she was paying full price.
Yes, I was an uber bitch last nite. I was bored because it was LOUD and Myra was talking to Chibinasu. I was rather excluded from the convo, so I started eyeballing the women, because men are too easy to pick on when it comes to WTF outfits. I mean... REALLY...? Wearing a PITTSBURGH PENGUINS jersey does NOT make you look like a stud. When are guys gonna get that??? (Yes. It was a white guy with a scary mustache and a baseball cap.)
Any way, my time in Honolulu actually honed my clothing senses. Sad, but true. Not that I was dressed to the 9's or anything... but I wasn't there to get laid/picked up/raped. I also noticed a lot of women wearing the hip hugger jeans because they are TEH popular, even if they don't have the FIGURE to pull it off.
SMALL BITCHY RANT: Okay, look, JUST BECAUSE something is popular, you don't HAVE to follow it. Frankly, if you don't look good in hip hugger jeans, fadded jeans, any of those kind of jeans, DON'T FUCKING DO IT. I mean, REALLY. Fashion and style have as LITTLE to do with POPULAR as moose to mice. Individuality and style count more. Fashion has a GAZILLION things you can follow, and hip huggers are just ONE of them (frankly, I'm in a world of HATE with Gaucho pants, cuz NO ONE can pull that shit off. I don't care if you're a model or a short mexican moron. YOU CAN'T!!! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE EXTREME WATER WADERS!!! I mean... look at this shit:
(if there's no pic, click on the box)
THE FUCK??
You can never find the right shoes, and you just LOOK STUPID. DON'T DO IT!!)
Of course, these girls are SQUEEZING into clothes that don't SUIT them... and I am SURE Myra, Chibinasu and I were getting looks because we were NOT in "OH PLEASE I'M RAPEABLE" wear. If anything... Chibinasu was going for monkhood. For a gay man, he is SOOOO friggin' conservative... but enough.
I saw this one poor gaucho pant wearing, brainwashed soul, who was not ONLY doing the gaucho pants, but they were HIP HUGGER GAUCHO PANTS!! And they fit her ONE SIZE TOO SMALL! with RIBBON WRAP AROUND HEELS!! I nearly CRIED I was so mortified for her.
Really... wtf?
Otherwise, I hung out with Chibinasu, because Myra bailed on us. Um, but the gin was GOOD.
Man... the nachos were very yum, and we (Myra and I, because Chibinasu DOESN'T drink, but it ALL makes sense because I has a moon in PISCES... I won't go there) got drunk rather quickly.
Then, all these WOMEN in SERIOUSLY bad outfits came in. They all LOOKED the same, and the ones who looked DIFFERENT, still lacked style.
WTF?
There was just one woman with clothes worth talking about, and I'm PRETTY sure she probably got her bebe shirt at an exchange store, because there was NO way with those shoes she was paying full price.
Yes, I was an uber bitch last nite. I was bored because it was LOUD and Myra was talking to Chibinasu. I was rather excluded from the convo, so I started eyeballing the women, because men are too easy to pick on when it comes to WTF outfits. I mean... REALLY...? Wearing a PITTSBURGH PENGUINS jersey does NOT make you look like a stud. When are guys gonna get that??? (Yes. It was a white guy with a scary mustache and a baseball cap.)
Any way, my time in Honolulu actually honed my clothing senses. Sad, but true. Not that I was dressed to the 9's or anything... but I wasn't there to get laid/picked up/raped. I also noticed a lot of women wearing the hip hugger jeans because they are TEH popular, even if they don't have the FIGURE to pull it off.
SMALL BITCHY RANT: Okay, look, JUST BECAUSE something is popular, you don't HAVE to follow it. Frankly, if you don't look good in hip hugger jeans, fadded jeans, any of those kind of jeans, DON'T FUCKING DO IT. I mean, REALLY. Fashion and style have as LITTLE to do with POPULAR as moose to mice. Individuality and style count more. Fashion has a GAZILLION things you can follow, and hip huggers are just ONE of them (frankly, I'm in a world of HATE with Gaucho pants, cuz NO ONE can pull that shit off. I don't care if you're a model or a short mexican moron. YOU CAN'T!!! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE EXTREME WATER WADERS!!! I mean... look at this shit:
(if there's no pic, click on the box)
THE FUCK??
You can never find the right shoes, and you just LOOK STUPID. DON'T DO IT!!)
Of course, these girls are SQUEEZING into clothes that don't SUIT them... and I am SURE Myra, Chibinasu and I were getting looks because we were NOT in "OH PLEASE I'M RAPEABLE" wear. If anything... Chibinasu was going for monkhood. For a gay man, he is SOOOO friggin' conservative... but enough.
I saw this one poor gaucho pant wearing, brainwashed soul, who was not ONLY doing the gaucho pants, but they were HIP HUGGER GAUCHO PANTS!! And they fit her ONE SIZE TOO SMALL! with RIBBON WRAP AROUND HEELS!! I nearly CRIED I was so mortified for her.
Really... wtf?
Otherwise, I hung out with Chibinasu, because Myra bailed on us. Um, but the gin was GOOD.