Scarlett Johansson is just...
...I don't know. I find her pretty, but completely unmemorable. I always have to reference back to Girl in the Pearl Earrings to remember her face... and I've SEEN her in a shitload of movies, but I don't remember who the fuck she is.
Seriously, she's bland. I mean, SURE, if I could just FOCUS on her, she's hot, but she blends into the woodwork for me. She's in Iron Man 2, and I KNOW she's in Iron Man 2, but... I don't recognize her. EVER. Maybe if I just focused on her tits or something...?? I don't know... she's so... blandly blonde.
No disrespect to other blondes. Y'all are all that, yes yes. I recognize most Hollywood blondes, but she's just... meh. I seriously dunno. JM once told me all blondes looked alike to him, and I scoffed until Scarlett Johansson. I don't get it. I really don't.
Seriously, she's bland. I mean, SURE, if I could just FOCUS on her, she's hot, but she blends into the woodwork for me. She's in Iron Man 2, and I KNOW she's in Iron Man 2, but... I don't recognize her. EVER. Maybe if I just focused on her tits or something...?? I don't know... she's so... blandly blonde.
No disrespect to other blondes. Y'all are all that, yes yes. I recognize most Hollywood blondes, but she's just... meh. I seriously dunno. JM once told me all blondes looked alike to him, and I scoffed until Scarlett Johansson. I don't get it. I really don't.