Hi! I am not going to update this anymore.

Instead you may drink from my vast wit at scibbe.com.

Twice in my life I have had the profound sensation that I was witnessing history play out in front of me. September 11, 2001, and just now.

I'm proud of my country for the first time in waking memory.

Let's take a look at how many songs on Weird Al's albums are original works, versus how many are direct parodies. Shall we?

Polka Party! (1986)
Total songs: 10
Originals: 5 (Dog Eat Dog; One of Those Days; Don't Wear Those Shoes; Good Enough For Now; Christmas At Ground Zero)

Off the Deep End (1992 ( Read more... )

For no reason at all, here are what your various teammates say when you pick them to be locked up in the Femiscyra dungeon during one of the scenarios in Dragon Quest IV, in approximate order of hilariousness (by the way, my heroine's name is Li-Mae ( Read more... )

Been a while since I did a good ol' fashioned mystery meat post.

New favorite pasttime: writing Let's Play! things. (Don't know what those are? Go here.) This is a thing the Something Awful forums cooked up a few years ago, and on a lark I decided to do one on the Gamespite forums because that's where I chill. Then the forums EXPLODED with people ( Read more... )

...TASTY!


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With Mega Man 9 coming out, I was inspired to make some awesome:


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I know I just updated a few hours ago, but that was the fake-y update and this is the real one. Updating twice in one day is un-friggin'-precidented for someone who has been known to go MONTHS without word one, so just consider it a gift ( Read more... )

People keep asking me, so I'll just answer: that previous post has nothing at all to do with Kinetic Cipher. I'm cannibalizing some of the KC settings and ideas for some new thing.

No, that new thing isn't an RPGMaker game.

Sorry if that breaks your heart or whatever, but there it is.

Though it is technically a monarchy, the materialistic nation of Tekiel has long been governed practically by its many trading factions ( Read more... )