Week 166: Blondes//"Kiss me, I'm shitfaced"
HUSH THEME: Blonde hair. Icon must have a character in it with blonde hair. I don't care if they didn't originally have blonde hair, as long as it is apparent. If it is not clear, please explain it when submitting.
[x] No text, text brushes, or anything that may be misinterpreted as text are allowed.
LYRICAL THEME: Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced - Dropkick Murphys ♥
*WARNING* This song contains lyrics and rather adult themes. If you think you are too young or cannot tolerate them, do not read the lyrics and just participate in the hush challenge.
I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see
[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus x2]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
[Chorus x4]
(The word "chorus" or anything in brackets does not count for text in an icon...duh. xD )
If you want to listen, click here and ignore the strange music video.
[x] Lyrical icon submissions must have a minimum of 3 consecutive lyrics (in order) and may not contain any additional non-lyrics.
GENERAL RULES
[] Anime, manga and RPG icons are welcome (CGI movies that are spinoffs from RPGs or other anime series such as Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus and Spirits Within as well as Appleseed are also permitted).
[] Meet LJ standards (100x100 / 40K or less .jpg, .gif or .png only).
[] No fanart unless it is your own (artbook images are okay, doujinshi is not).
[] Include the series with your submission - not all series are recognizable (character not required).
[] Submit both the image & the URL.
[] LiveJournal userpics is not an acceptable form of image hosting.
[] Mods, as always, reserve the right to accept or deny your submission.
[] Up to two submissions are allowed per theme (hush and lyrical).
Remember that if you're unsure about whether your text for the lyrical theme is legible to leave a comment and let me know what lyrics you used. If you have any questions, comments, whatever about anything else, post them in a comment separate from your submission.
Submit both hush and lyrical icons to this screened post by Friday, January 11th, 9pm EST. Please submit both icons to one entry.
If you submitted only one then later want to submit a second icon, please delete your original submission post and resubmit them together. Thank you!
Also, don't forget to vote for last week's challenge here.
[x] No text, text brushes, or anything that may be misinterpreted as text are allowed.
LYRICAL THEME: Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced - Dropkick Murphys ♥
*WARNING* This song contains lyrics and rather adult themes. If you think you are too young or cannot tolerate them, do not read the lyrics and just participate in the hush challenge.
I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see
[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
[Chorus]
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
[Chorus x2]
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
[Chorus x4]
(The word "chorus" or anything in brackets does not count for text in an icon...duh. xD )
If you want to listen, click here and ignore the strange music video.
[x] Lyrical icon submissions must have a minimum of 3 consecutive lyrics (in order) and may not contain any additional non-lyrics.
GENERAL RULES
[] Anime, manga and RPG icons are welcome (CGI movies that are spinoffs from RPGs or other anime series such as Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus and Spirits Within as well as Appleseed are also permitted).
[] Meet LJ standards (100x100 / 40K or less .jpg, .gif or .png only).
[] No fanart unless it is your own (artbook images are okay, doujinshi is not).
[] Include the series with your submission - not all series are recognizable (character not required).
[] Submit both the image & the URL.
[] LiveJournal userpics is not an acceptable form of image hosting.
[] Mods, as always, reserve the right to accept or deny your submission.
[] Up to two submissions are allowed per theme (hush and lyrical).
Remember that if you're unsure about whether your text for the lyrical theme is legible to leave a comment and let me know what lyrics you used. If you have any questions, comments, whatever about anything else, post them in a comment separate from your submission.
Submit both hush and lyrical icons to this screened post by Friday, January 11th, 9pm EST. Please submit both icons to one entry.
If you submitted only one then later want to submit a second icon, please delete your original submission post and resubmit them together. Thank you!
Also, don't forget to vote for last week's challenge here.