A thing of beauty
This has been my first chance to post since yesterday, when I was the luckiest man on the planet (for the few minute period anyway). My brother got me up early yesterday in the hopes that he could get to Kelly's house early and assasinate her, thus getting the points necessary to remain in the game. But JP showed up and that plan went out the window pretty quick. I then heard from a couple blocks away that my car alarm was going off, so I ran back to turn it off. My brother and I decided to leave, so we drove up Leesway to Langley. Then I made the crucial decision. I decided I didn't want to put up with the intesection of Langley and 9th and Tippin, so I went down to Spanish Trail and then down to Summit. When I pulled into the left turn lane, I realized that Doenlen was in the right turn lane. I followed him down 12th to 9th, where I realized that his window was done just a bit. So when he pulled into the right lane to turn on Texar, I had Sean pump my Super Soaker and I pulled up next to him. Then, in this James-Bond-esque move, I shot Chris on the top of his head through his cracked window. Swish. The look he made when he felt the water hit him was classic. It was a look of total surprise. Not the ooh-I-got-a-gift-I-didnt-ask-for surprised face, but the holy-shit-what-the-fuck-is-going-on face. I had a good long laugh after that. And that's how I got into the second round. Take that all you people who got up at 2:00 am to assassinate someone.
Hahaha. Just kidding. Everyone did a good job who got into round two.
Hahaha. Just kidding. Everyone did a good job who got into round two.