An Interesting Conversation...
So, on my Deviant Art page http://aminatorsink.deviantart.com/ I had a very interesting conversation that I find quite humorous, but I'm entertained pretty easily. It was actually inspired by something Staso and Iain had mentioned years ago backstage during some show...I dunno which one. But here's the conversation...
PureGonzo - OOOHHHHH! As of right now you have 911 views... maybe it's a sign... wait...did I just make it 912? Nope... ooohhh it's a sign... wait.... no it's not...
AminatorsInk - yeah, I noticed that too...I was gonna write a journal all about it, but that would be more work. I'd rather draw. It is weird though.
PureGonzo - Screw you and your snooty "drawing." You think you're so cool, with your fancy ability to draw and not have a creative blockage in your brain. I suppose I'm not cool enough just because everything that has come out of the business end of pen lately has looked like six week old dog crap. Well la-dee-da. I'll show you. I'll... dammit now I'll have to do something of quality... jerk.
AminatorsInk - BWA-HA-HA-HA!!! I rule! But you do too man. I love you brotha!
TheFilminator - Look who has a superiority complex.
AminatorsInk - didn't you know? I founded a new church...the church of Narcissism. We worship our selves. We're all gods. You should join...it's great.
TheFilminator - I'm there man! Can I be the God of soda? I've always wanted total control over carbonated beverages.
AminatorsInk - you can be the god of whatever you want...that's the beauty of it. You are your own god of everything. It also stops all debate about what God does because everyone knows that no one will agree with them. i.e. I'm the god of laffy taffy, but you'd say you are. We don't even bother with debate...it goes nowhere. I love it.
TheFilminator - Quite possibly the best religion ever.
AminatorsInk - no, remember, we're narcissists...it IS the best religion!
TheFilminator - All shall bow before our greatness!
AminatorsInk - I'm gonna build a golden idol of myself...I always wondered what I would look like in gold.
TheFilminator - I'm already doin' one in mashed potatoes but gold is good too.
PureGonzo - Okay, I just typed this but it screwed up so if this is a slightly re-worded repost... I'm not retarted. I get to be the god of fat guys who think they are God's gift to women, because I am a fat guy who IS God's gift to women, God in this case being me. I also claim dominance over all of my favorite vices: sex, booze, gambling, and politics.Also: my statue is made of stainless steel and is way more kickass than Brett's fruity gold statue.
PureGonzo - HA! I spelled retarded wrong! Guess I was lying.
TheFilminator - I think we're all retarded so it's OK. I think I'm going to bronze my mashed potato statue.
AminatorsInk - I kinda like the mash potatoes idea...ooh, but what could be even better is refried beans. If you could get them thick enough, it'd work.
TheFilminator - You just over-cook them and they're thicker than mashed potatoes.
AminatorsInk - sounds good to me.
AminatorsInk (to PureGonzo)- After conversing with TheFilminator, I have decided to make my statue out of refried beans (overcooked of course to make them thick enough). As for what you are god of, like I said, it's of anything. i.e. my laffy taffy reference. I'm my god of it, but you might be yours. No debate about it. It is fun to hear what others claim to be though. I like the "fat guys" one...I just might break from the church to worship you on that one.
PureGonzo - OOOHHHHH! As of right now you have 911 views... maybe it's a sign... wait...did I just make it 912? Nope... ooohhh it's a sign... wait.... no it's not...
AminatorsInk - yeah, I noticed that too...I was gonna write a journal all about it, but that would be more work. I'd rather draw. It is weird though.
PureGonzo - Screw you and your snooty "drawing." You think you're so cool, with your fancy ability to draw and not have a creative blockage in your brain. I suppose I'm not cool enough just because everything that has come out of the business end of pen lately has looked like six week old dog crap. Well la-dee-da. I'll show you. I'll... dammit now I'll have to do something of quality... jerk.
AminatorsInk - BWA-HA-HA-HA!!! I rule! But you do too man. I love you brotha!
TheFilminator - Look who has a superiority complex.
AminatorsInk - didn't you know? I founded a new church...the church of Narcissism. We worship our selves. We're all gods. You should join...it's great.
TheFilminator - I'm there man! Can I be the God of soda? I've always wanted total control over carbonated beverages.
AminatorsInk - you can be the god of whatever you want...that's the beauty of it. You are your own god of everything. It also stops all debate about what God does because everyone knows that no one will agree with them. i.e. I'm the god of laffy taffy, but you'd say you are. We don't even bother with debate...it goes nowhere. I love it.
TheFilminator - Quite possibly the best religion ever.
AminatorsInk - no, remember, we're narcissists...it IS the best religion!
TheFilminator - All shall bow before our greatness!
AminatorsInk - I'm gonna build a golden idol of myself...I always wondered what I would look like in gold.
TheFilminator - I'm already doin' one in mashed potatoes but gold is good too.
PureGonzo - Okay, I just typed this but it screwed up so if this is a slightly re-worded repost... I'm not retarted. I get to be the god of fat guys who think they are God's gift to women, because I am a fat guy who IS God's gift to women, God in this case being me. I also claim dominance over all of my favorite vices: sex, booze, gambling, and politics.Also: my statue is made of stainless steel and is way more kickass than Brett's fruity gold statue.
PureGonzo - HA! I spelled retarded wrong! Guess I was lying.
TheFilminator - I think we're all retarded so it's OK. I think I'm going to bronze my mashed potato statue.
AminatorsInk - I kinda like the mash potatoes idea...ooh, but what could be even better is refried beans. If you could get them thick enough, it'd work.
TheFilminator - You just over-cook them and they're thicker than mashed potatoes.
AminatorsInk - sounds good to me.
AminatorsInk (to PureGonzo)- After conversing with TheFilminator, I have decided to make my statue out of refried beans (overcooked of course to make them thick enough). As for what you are god of, like I said, it's of anything. i.e. my laffy taffy reference. I'm my god of it, but you might be yours. No debate about it. It is fun to hear what others claim to be though. I like the "fat guys" one...I just might break from the church to worship you on that one.