The Suburbia Affair
Peaceful Havens Estates? Sounds like a rest home!
OMG it says SERENITY on his tie. WOW.
Illya's faces are utterly delightful. Napoleon's aren't bad either. They're both like "WTF is up with this guy!?"
"We don't drink milk" "Don't be unpatriotic!"
Exploding milk! Oh Noes!
There's something a bit magical about Illya vacuuming...
You know, this looks a bit like Max's apartment. Especially the whole answering the door with your gun thing.
Antimatter? Bad Science on the horizon, Cap'n! An we're headin right fer her!
"Illya and I have an arrangement - I do the cleaning, he does the cooking." So this is why Illya was vacuuming not two minutes ago?
N: "So, what are we having for dinner tonight, Mother?"
I: "I was thinking of making a souffle, if you'll bring me the eggs"
N: "How many?"
I: "Oh, I dunno. I've never made a souffle before..."
W: "Well, I think I'd better be leaving, gentlemen. Before I'm asked to stay for dinner!"
"Make sure to make the beds before you go" :P
Don't mind me, just buggin your phone.
"That UNCLE Agent was just in here." Napoleon Solo: no actual cover. At least, none that anyone believes. Ever.
Yay, little old lady villain! I love those.
Dude, her smackin' stick's got a knife in it! Poor ineffectual milkman!
D'awww he's researching souffle recipes!
Napoleon: "mission mission mission"
Illya: "WHERE ARE MY EGGS, WOMAN!"
Napleon: "charm"
Illya: "HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO MAKE A SOUFFLE WITHOUT EGGS!"
"He's your type" ... I can't wait to see exactly what Illya meant by that
Ah, apparently what he meant was "female"
Have I mentioned how sexy that car is? That is one sexy car.
Unexpected!Victor Borgia is in your suburbia, misleading your math students!
Does everybody's name in this episode start with W? We've had Witherspoon, Wilson, and now Willoughby...
"Mr. Willoughby's our music teacher" Of course he is!
Napoleon: "Cook us dinner, Woman!"
Illya: "YOU REPLACED ME!? D: "
The Other One: "This seems to be the episode that hinges around Illya Kuryakin's ability to make a souffle"
Spoon Assault!
Victor Borgia to the rescue!
Illya: I'm just gonna hang out here with mah spatula, in case Napoleon makes any more comments about my cooking...
Aaand he pockets the Spatula. Chekhov, or just quirky awesomeness?
"We're doing it too." "What do you mean, 'we're doing it' ?" *cough cough cough*
"Do you have to be so sarcastic?"
"He's always sarcastic"
"You're just still rankled about the souffle"
Wanted for Trigamy? Oh my
Bread Man? Really? You're gonna so get stabbed with the smackin stick
This has been an Illya/Mop appreciation post
Shut up, Napoleon! I wanna hear Victor Borge play the piano and you keep interrupting!
"I don't suppose you remember the cube root of pi m 3..." "Do you remember who wrote it?"
Also, Napoleon, that meant nothing.
So, of course, the second one's gonna be the bomb. It's the Two Doctors all over again.
"That Mr. Solo looks a little Czechoslovakian to me..."
"Your three secrets are safe with me"
Ha! They're calling it "operation pick-up" as well!
Ooh, ooh, I wonder what kind of food delivery service man he's gonna dress up as this time!
Ah, Icecream Man. Of course!
No! It's Illya! Copycatting the guy who twice failed to assassinate you is usually not a good call...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Okay, never mind, that was an awesome plan, Illya!
HAHAHAHHA!!!!! They're both icecream men! Of course they are!
Stealth Victor Borgia!
....for a split second when he reached into Illya's coat, I thought he was going for the spatula...
And it's apparently Illya-slapping time
"You've just written the formula for calculating the interest of a 30 year mortgage!"
Nosy neigbor sees what you did there Napoleon...
"Just like in a spy movie!"
Musical formulae! SWEET!
Next up on ABC, the Illya Kuryakin show!
Napoleon: "eh, I've seen this one already"
"c is for speed of light" HA! Wonderful!
I am Victor Borge! I express my displeasure with space chords!
I like this deathtrap!
HA! I turned away and it seemed like Victor Borge was playing the theme music!
Uh-oh, the cops are after you Napasha!
"Ah, it's an old movie - I've seen it."
Napoleon to the rescue!
"These movie fights always look fake"
"THAT'S IT! I HAVE IT! I'M MASTER OF THE WORLD!" I know a dude named Zaroff who wants to ask you out on a date...
Illya, you ran right into that guy's fist. How ignominious!
NO NOT SWEET OLD VICTOR BORGE!!!! Stop shooting the pianist!!!!
Karate chopping people in his icecream man outfit makes Illya kind of look like a ninja
Aaaand right into the arms of the cops!
YAY! HE LIVED!!!
Uh oh, I think he's lining himself up for Quadrigamy!
YOU WILL EAT MY SOUFFLE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT OR YOU WILL FEEL MY TINY RUSSIAN WRATH!!!