Addendum to the Operating Manual
Based on several trouble tickets submitted in recent weeks, the following section shall be appended to the Operating Manual for user animamea:
WARNING! Avoid engaging this user in "Sympathy" applications, as unwanted interactions may occur.
This user contains malformed circuitry in sector "Sympathy." If input processing fails, all unprocessed data will be diverted to one or more of the following sectors:
User has a 1d100 chance (target roll varies based on mental state, attitude towards other user, perceived appropriateness of output, etc.) to suppress audio/text output stemming from any or all sectors, with separate rolls for facial display and bodily positioning output. If user is successful, output will be diverted one or more of the following output modes:
PLEASE NOTE: While this user may display output indicating that input was correctly processed by sector "Sympathy," this is generally not the case. If prompted for feedback, user may exhibit unwanted output based on the processing of one or more of the sectors noted in Table 1.
Errata:
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL.
WARNING! Avoid engaging this user in "Sympathy" applications, as unwanted interactions may occur.
This user contains malformed circuitry in sector "Sympathy." If input processing fails, all unprocessed data will be diverted to one or more of the following sectors:
- Outrage
- Analysis
- Annoyance
- Brutal Honesty
- Inappropriate Jokes
- Crippling Awkwardness
User has a 1d100 chance (target roll varies based on mental state, attitude towards other user, perceived appropriateness of output, etc.) to suppress audio/text output stemming from any or all sectors, with separate rolls for facial display and bodily positioning output. If user is successful, output will be diverted one or more of the following output modes:
- Comforting Noises
- Thoughtful/Contemplative/Concerned Face
- Patting of the arms/shoulders and/or hugging (if appropriate)
PLEASE NOTE: While this user may display output indicating that input was correctly processed by sector "Sympathy," this is generally not the case. If prompted for feedback, user may exhibit unwanted output based on the processing of one or more of the sectors noted in Table 1.
Errata:
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL.