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[animalskill]

so i walked down to my neighbor's house today. he said he had some guitars that i might like to play. Two martin accoustics. One was 40 years old. The other was about century old. It was fucking nuts. i've never played sexier guitars. he said it was appraised at around $23,000. i having like a perpetual orgasm as i played it. it sounded so good.

also

my friend is growing boobs. he has gynecomastia. he's about a b cup now.