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Hey Mr. Kid playing his ringtones in a public area, here's a tune you might not have! It's the theme to "I Have Twelve Sharp Objects In My Backpack Destined For Your Face!"
Next Opposite day, candy should buy you from a dispensing machine.
Do all the hotels in Israel have mini torahs in the bedside drawers?
I have my career planned out for me; just as soon as drumming on the kitchen table with string cheese is recognized as a legitimate instrument by the London Philharmonic
DARE should implement black jellybeans into the list of shit you should stay away from.
once kids tried it they might associate marijuana and other drugs as being really bad too.
If pretending to smoke cigarette candy is wrong, I dont want to be right.
Scientology - Based on what science fiction writer, L. Ron Hubard, said. Basically he believed that aliens from another galaxy froze the dead bodies of their species and flew them in space ships to earth...the aliens then dumped the bodies in the volconoes of hawaii..then the spirits of these dead aliens rose from the volcanos inpregnated the first humans.
To detect their "personality level", they pay large sums of money to get tested with an E-reader.
Some members include Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and John Travolta. All of Them should now move onto your "Moron Beyond Comprehension" list.
Many who discredit scientology are sued, usually unsuccessfully. They are chronic suers.
All in All, Scientology is the dumbest scheme to make money I have ever experienced and the only people who would join it are monkeys and the rich mentally unfit.
NEW FEATURE!! Real Definition of the post:
Prestidigitation - n. The Act of pretending to turn doves into scarves and vice versa.
Next Opposite day, candy should buy you from a dispensing machine.
Do all the hotels in Israel have mini torahs in the bedside drawers?
I have my career planned out for me; just as soon as drumming on the kitchen table with string cheese is recognized as a legitimate instrument by the London Philharmonic
DARE should implement black jellybeans into the list of shit you should stay away from.
once kids tried it they might associate marijuana and other drugs as being really bad too.
If pretending to smoke cigarette candy is wrong, I dont want to be right.
Scientology - Based on what science fiction writer, L. Ron Hubard, said. Basically he believed that aliens from another galaxy froze the dead bodies of their species and flew them in space ships to earth...the aliens then dumped the bodies in the volconoes of hawaii..then the spirits of these dead aliens rose from the volcanos inpregnated the first humans.
To detect their "personality level", they pay large sums of money to get tested with an E-reader.
Some members include Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and John Travolta. All of Them should now move onto your "Moron Beyond Comprehension" list.
Many who discredit scientology are sued, usually unsuccessfully. They are chronic suers.
All in All, Scientology is the dumbest scheme to make money I have ever experienced and the only people who would join it are monkeys and the rich mentally unfit.
NEW FEATURE!! Real Definition of the post:
Prestidigitation - n. The Act of pretending to turn doves into scarves and vice versa.