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Well today i saw a bird. now most of you are thinking "yeah big fucking shit, so did i" but this bird was dead. "yeah big fucking shit" still, right? well i killed it "oh?" with a window pane "oh... how?" I picked it up from my backyard and held it at my hip... and the bird flew into it for whatever reason, and died. At first i was upset, and then i realized that anything stupid enough to fly 3 feet to the ground 2 feet near a person holding something reflective deserves to die. god bless (see http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net for more cool definitions without my annotions) peace out my sexy readers