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Gyrados = What happens when you take LSD through your eye when you are alone in a pool in the middle of the night.
This bitch will fly out of the water drain and eat your testicles/ovaries right off without you even knowing it. then the sky will unzip and gnomes and these buggers (mr. mime & ditto)
will come out of the sky. 43 Dittos will wrap around you dancing the hamster dance while 1 rainbow colored mr. mime will start falling apart mr. potato head style. Then your pokémon infused acid-trip will have ended and your bad trip will finally be over. you can go to sleep now with the knowledge that I am leaving for camp on tuesday.