Battle of God and Satan on Jupiter Beach, Florida (April 29th, 2005)
Well a few moons ago i was on the beach when two guys suddenly grew to about 200 meters tall. That alone caught me off guard, until one turned into pure white light and the other into cold black empty space. Using my tricky sensability, I discovered that the light one was God and the Empty space one was, you guessed it, Barbara Streishand... No i'm kidding it was Satan. Anywho so God reaches into his Ass and pulls out an umbrella and a gumball. As God does this, Satan pulls out a dinosaur. God then chews his gumball and throws his umbrella into the moon while satan jumps on his dinosaur and rides it around the beach (which happened to grow to a good quintillion miles big). after about 15 minutes, the gumball, umbrella and dinosaur dissappear, and Satan charges at God with a sword made of snake venom and horse manure. It crashes through God (who has been smoking some weed he made grow out of the beach), and then turns into about 52 bunnies. THEN THE BUNNIES ATE SATAN!!! It was fucking awesome! And i was there, somber as a dime, watching this happen. Then Satan died, God shrank back into Hippie form, and then gave us all some cookie-dough poptarts.