Never bring you down so never ask me
So I'm ordering a sub at Subway for dinner, minding my own business waiting for my chicken to cook, staring off into space, when one of the two girls behind the counter says, "Does your girlfriend do your hair for you?"
I take a quick look around the store to see who the question is directed at. There is only her, the other girl, and myself in the restaurant. I consider the possibility that maybe the other girl is a lesbian or something. I figure that to be unlikely, so I had to assume her question was for me.
"Excuse me?", I confusedly ask.
"You're hair is cool. I like it. Usually when guys have nice hair their girlfriends do it for them", she explains.
At this point I'm shocked and confused.
"This is really the only thing my hair does. It takes me about 30 seconds to do it. I just throw some crap it and go. But thanks, I guess".
Very strange.
Ironically, I have to get my hair cut tonight.
I take a quick look around the store to see who the question is directed at. There is only her, the other girl, and myself in the restaurant. I consider the possibility that maybe the other girl is a lesbian or something. I figure that to be unlikely, so I had to assume her question was for me.
"Excuse me?", I confusedly ask.
"You're hair is cool. I like it. Usually when guys have nice hair their girlfriends do it for them", she explains.
At this point I'm shocked and confused.
"This is really the only thing my hair does. It takes me about 30 seconds to do it. I just throw some crap it and go. But thanks, I guess".
Very strange.
Ironically, I have to get my hair cut tonight.