Charley’s log, day the last, 76.
I had to laugh at this sentence: “Charles' reputation had suffered serious damage in 1993 when a newspaper printed details of secretly recorded conversation in which Charles spoke of being reincarnated as Camilla's tampon during intimate sex talk.”- so wrong. And yet so funny. Surely that should have put Camilla completely OFF Charles?
Wow, I’m just back from getting my hair cut and I came into the family room and actually thought someone had put a faux spider on the wall it was THAT BIG. I had to catch it IN A BOWL. Its body was the size of half my finger……..Eugh.
SSSSSSSSSSSSoooooo, I went to get my hair done. Surprise, surprise I’m allergic to ammonia. But then again, I think it’s one of those substances when everyone is. So I don’t feel so bad (except I do because I have a major headache and I feel sick). My hair is a bit red now. But at least it’s actual red and not where-did-it-go red. I think I need to find a new hairdresser. Someone who has more range in their colour….
On the way home I got attacked by a wasp just for having the intention of buying nice things to eat. I think it got lost in my coat, to be honest I wasn’t that bothered because I was still growly over my hair.
In t’shop I got ryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyviiiiiiiiiiiita, which I practically lived off in 5th/L6th year. Yum. I also got sour skittles, which I practically lived off U6th year….
Mmmm, I love sweet/sour things. While in Italy I lived off lime polos, cringely tasty. And for my first year of uni it was fizzy sour haribo. And 2nd year of uni it was Christine….:-p
I was eating my skittles on the way home when a young (builder) man said to me: “Alright?”
Charley: *disgruntled glare* WHO DARETH INTERRUPT MY SOUR SKITTLE TIME!! *continues walking*
I wrote in my diary this morning, an entry about misdeeds and bumping into people in the street (I might post it later) and as I was walking towards the village, who did I see across the street? Sloane! AGAIN! She yelled across to me, “I don’t see you for months, and now I see you twice in two days?!” She loves me really.
Today on my travels I saw: 2 ppl I know. One was Sloane and another was a guy from mauds. He’s an arse. As most of the mauds crowd is. Abd the best part of it is? I'm going out tonight for dinner, and I juuuust know that I'm going to see hotgayredhairedguy from the year above. Plus or Minus other inconsequential characters from BHS who work there.
This hair is annoying meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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